The Nonfat Sunday Morning RatPack Mother's Day Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, May 11, 2014.

  1. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Because we don't want any lardasses! Meh eh eh eh eh! :D

    Happy Mother's Day :hw:

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    Jesus! Don't post that kind of thing at this hour.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Look Ma- a horse giving four kittens a ride!!!
     
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    I have more active ovaries at this point than she does :coffee:
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    She doesn't have to worry about getting pregnant by Howie- that old Jew probably hasn't had an erection in years, judging by all the estrogen he exudes.
     
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    Yes, we have no bananas
     
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    I'm making Toaster Strudels. No pics
     
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    Cruel rolleye woman in 3....2...1.......
     
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    Are you going to have a cup of Taster's Choice coffee with them??
     
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    Keep up all the Howard talk and this thing's gonna get moved.
     
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    That fuckin Chiquita took a bunch of money to move their hq to Charlotte, then a year later, poof sold themselves to foreigners! Bastards


    I want a hat you mothers
     
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    Sanka :coffee:
     
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    I'm really feeling it today
     
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    Ugly mothers!
     
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    Thank god for peristaltic movement or we'd ALL be full of shit! :yay:
     
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    Welcome!
     
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    The earth is 2/3 water
     
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    Oldest joke I remember: Bowels move, Teepee full of shit!
     
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    Earthworms are both male and female. I reckon they just nag themselves

    :rs:
     
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    I often just sit around and think about