Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by drewjube, Oct 22, 2015.
Was the black girl stealing that dog?
North Shore Animal League can suck my balls. They won't let me adopt any of puppies or kittens that taste really good.
At larry inc. we always give back to the community @LawyerLarry takes in single lonely 10's @EDDIEVRULZ supplies them with booze @tradioguy69 makes sure they have all there shots and @MrPPV release them back into the wild after a night of debauchery its a win win for everyone involved.
The Chinese would turn Northshore animal league into a slaughterhouse and meat packing factory.
are there a shortage of Chinese restaurants on the island?
God has a peculiar sense of humor: the cutest ones are also the tastiest.
I'll ask my buddy Howard to donate. He's loaded.
Odd he didn't pay to get a mention of Beefus in a piece on her pet charitable endeavor.
Did you know Larry, Inc. Has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?
That's gotta be some kind of record.
It's the same with deer.
Your bit is gay and frankly just stupid.
And don't forget bunnies
I can only take 3 seconds....Piss off with asking for handouts, howie is worth over half a billion, get him to open up his wallet.
Not a bit of construction has started on this vanity project after more than 5 years and millions of dollars begged for and pocketed (somewhere).
Yet the Chinese built this 30 story building in 15 days.
Beth and Gunky have a few rendered artist photos and a simple web page to show for their 5+ years of effort:
Bianca's Furry Friends Campaign
Every year, North Shore Animal League America rescues, nurtures and finds loving homes for nearly 20,000 homeless, ailing and neglected animals. But our shelter facilities are always operating at full capacity; as much as we’d like to take in every precious animal that needs our help, space limitations are an enormous problem.
We have a solution! Bianca’s Furry Friends, our proposed state-of-the-art Feline Adoption Center named in honor of Howard and Beth Stern’s beloved best friend, will enable us to rescue many more animals by adding a second floor to our existing shelter.
This feline-focused Center will help us save the lives not only of cats and kittens, but also dogs and puppies, as it will open room in our existing facility.
The bottom line: More lives will be saved because of your generous support.
We need your help to turn this state-of-the-art project into a reality. Your contribution will go directly to support Bianca’s Furry Friends.
Fast Facts on Bianca’s Furry Friends:
Cage-free feline surroundings
Exam Rooms, Feline Behavior Department, Grooming Facilities
Kitten Adoption Facility
Respiratory Ward, Surgical Suite & Recovery Room
Bianca’s Furry Friends will help us:
Save more lives
Increase our capacity to provide more adoptable animals to the public
Enhance our ability to further our no-kill promise
Continue to be the premiere Rescue & Adoption Organization in the world
Please join Beth and Howard Stern and be a lifesaver to animals in need.
There are kids in this country who go to bed hungry every night. Okay help the animals but this is insane.
And take care of people first.
Let's narrow that down a little. Taking care of the smelly or unattractive people doesn't make good fiscal sense.