The obese girl that we grew up with in our neighborhood was nicknamed "Juicy"

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    She ate dirt-clods, sipped water from the gutter, would start to vomit if you made her cry, and she'd always ask you if you had anything to eat when she'd come over to your house ....



    share your fond memories of the neighborhood oddity where you grew up :)
     
  2. Lou Loomis

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    She's probably a VP-level exec now.

    WTF have you been doing??
     
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    reminiscing about Juicy
     
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    We had one named Jimbo. He was always trying to get the younger kids to touch his penis.
     
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    Has a kid named Steve Stafford that lived across the street. He had a radio that would track the police and fire dept radio call and would listen all day in his room. When there was an emergency that fire trucks needed to roll on he's hop on his Schwinn Varsity 10 speed with his firemans outfit on and race to the address, the whole time screaming a siren sound. He tried to pull my Dad over once for speeding...while riding his bike.

    He would also dig up his backyard claiming monsters were tunneling underneath...he'd dig realllly deep holes connected with trenches and sit out there all night with an axe ready to do battle.

    His Dad would send him money from prison and he would hide it under a brick in his front yard, but we'd steal it when he'd leave on a call. When he found his stash was missing he's claim it was the monsters that lived under his house.

    I heard it made a shit load of money in the 90's as a computer programmer and retired.
     
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    Lived next door to some people named Ketchums when I was growing up. The older brother loved playing the "mad scientist" whenever we would play World War 2 battles. Weird dude. He's either a neurosurgeon or a pedophile by now.
     
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    "Wob Dob" is our neighborhood drunk/tweaker.

    He constantly acts inappropriately and I've seen him get knocked out at least 3-4 times.

    One time he said something weird to some kids & their dad & uncles busted his leg so bad, it came out his ass.

    He is missing a front tooth from a beer bottle being tossed at his face.

    His own mother & sister have restraining orders against him.

    Once he fell off a roof onto a fence and grew a giant purple ball on his side.

    He's currently in jail for trying to rob people using a kitchen knife while heavily intoxicated.

    :facepalm:
     
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    God bless Steve Stafford
     
  9. banksy

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    sup

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    OMG we had one of those!
     
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    And dirty Trudy, she was like half retarded and horny and used to let the bruthas run trains on her...terrible :facepalm:
     
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    One summer my mom said "Jimbo is going to be watching you guys this summer".

    We were all like :omg: So we had to tell her what Jimbo was all about.


    We got Darlene instead. The 16 year old chunky chick that lived across the street. She was cool. She smoked pot, and cigs with me and one of my buddies. She also liked to have her way with the lil kids but that was ok. We never told anyone about that.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    There was man that walked around with a pith helmet on talking to himself and swatting at the air.

    The Steve Stafford story reminded me of a guy name Jerry Smiley that would chase after people on his bike that he thought were speeding, he was a least 30.

    Jerry could keep up with cars doing 35 to 40.
     
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    Steve could go really fast and on his bike as well, and it wasn't uncommon for him to beat the police and fire dept. to the scene.
     
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    Was he bionic?
     
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    I grew up in the same little town as Under Dog Lady :facepalm:
     
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    You're confusing him with Maj. Steve Austin.
     
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    Did you ever see her dance in any parades??

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    She wasn't in parades then. She would walk up and down "Main Street" dressed in costume, talking to herself and yelling when cars honked at her. Since then, I have seen her in a few parades :jj: