Entertainment The Official Ask Biff Anything, Thread

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Biff DiBiase, Jul 27, 2016.

  1. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    As you know, I'll soon be the POTY. BUT, I thought that it might be a good idea to take questions from my constituents; both skunks, and non-skunks alike. I will be candid, forthright and humble in my responses.
     
  2. pope29

    pope29 Saloon's Oldest Mult

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    Do you love me?
     
  3. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    I barely know who you are for you to use such a strong noun like love.
     
  4. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Do you LLike him?
     
  5. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    You'e okay, I guess.
     
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  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Biff, how did you get to be such a great guy?
     
  7. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits Soul Satisfying and Deeply Nourishing Gold

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    Biff, do you have any hobbies?
     
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    pope29 Saloon's Oldest Mult

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    How do you make the cash for all the gold you buy?
     
  9. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    He's okay. He knows when to tread lightly. Has promise.

    You know, Apple, I get that asked that quite a bit. If I had to answer honestly, I would say it came from hanging out with people like you, @wife is a whore, the Larry Inc. crew, and my parents.
     
  10. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Do you pay $55 for the Pay Per View Wrassin Shows?
     
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    Slow Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Can people with less than 1:1 like to post ratios get into heaven when they die?
     
  12. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    I make money and play the guitar. Sometimes I have a random threesome. All good hobbies.

    Fuckmoney comes easy for me. Insurance and benefits.
     
  13. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    No. I pay 9.99 per month for the Network. That is better math than purchasing each of them for that amount on cable every month. I only watch four of them, though.
     
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  14. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Fuck no.
     
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    FeetToTaste Well-Known Member VIP

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    Did Scott Hall sell the Stunner better than anyone else?

     
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    hugh jasol Rob Zodiac VIP Gold

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    Biff,

    Bob Remus wrestled as Super Destroyer Mark II in the old AWA territory and he always wore a black tee shirt with printing on the back of it, which he would remove before the match began. Do you remember what it said on the back of the tee shirt?

    Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.
     
  17. DinnerSocks

    DinnerSocks Well-Known Member

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    I've got a serious question about @Biff DiBiase. Can he suck his own cock?
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Rate these WWF superstars George the Animal, Superfly, Roddy Piper, Sgt Slaughter, Putski, Iron Sheik and Andre
     
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  19. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Do you like movies about Gladiators?
     
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  20. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Absolutely!

    Great question! One that I want to know. @Joeyjoejoe will know the answer to that. Thanks for your call.

    Nope.