The Official "Buy Schmoopy a Hooker" thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Apr 29, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    lets take the amount of regulars here in The Bar and everyone chip in the same amount. we can buy him a decent escort. and im not talking about a quick bang. id like to make sure he gets the "girlfriend experience."
     
  2. sstressed

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    he should go to columbia. no, no, not the school! :dance:
     
  3. LonghornJ

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    Might be cheaper to just give Mario some gas money.
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Colombia. :coffee:
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    lets say theres 25 regulars here. i just estimating. but that would be like $5 a person
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    I'm in for 100,000 doubloons
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I have money for a hooker if I wanted one. It's time for my nap. :hw:
     
  8. LonghornJ

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    39 year old naps :facepalm:
     
  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    LHJ is on fire today :jj:
     
  10. gilaet

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    Let's lease him Jonah Falcon.
     
  11. sstressed

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    :jj:
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    then im confused. do you not like pussy?
     
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    2 birds, one stone!
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :funny:
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

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    Are we just going to send her to the apartment when he doesn't know she's coming? Because I'd be down with that.
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    looks like that might be how it has to go down
     
  17. RH Goatcabin

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    Fuck that. Buy ME a hooker.
     
  18. FatKidSullivan

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    I say we wait until he's in the middle of another OTC plant fertilizer binge and have her come over then. Maybe pay a little extra and have her dressed up like a cop.
     
  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    whats your address?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    R.H. Goatcabin

    1110 Ocean Blvd. Odessa Texas, 23810

    Make sure she's pretty...and thick.