***The OFFICIAL Dawg's Saloon Haiku Thread***

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Wing, Jan 5, 2013.

  1. Wing

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    Definition of a Haiku:
    Un-rhymed Japanese poetic form.
    It consists of 17 syllables arranged in three lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, respectively. The form expresses much and suggests more in the fewest possible words.

    They can capture a feeling, image or even something less serious.




    EXAMPLES

    Written by FrannieTheMannie
    On Dawg:


    On sorta hot bitches:


    I'll add some of mine but hers were the best to kick off the show.
    Let's see what ya got! :transcheer:
     
  2. Wing

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    :lol:
     
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    If we made sweet love
    Wing would be disappointed
    Splash would go to sleep
     
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    Super hero Splash
    Putting the Jerk in jerkin
    Too bad he's married
     
  5. Ben Dover

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    I don't understand
    why our world is plagued with hate
    and peace is distant
     
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    My wife is very sick
    She will be gone in two weeks :down:
    Send me your number :)
     
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    money over bitches
    everyday I'm hustlin
    now you are aware
     
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    Mario is out
    eating drinking getting fat
    tomorrow he'll cry
     
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    'moops makes photoshop
    explains why it is funny
    still nobody laughs
     
  10. Ben Dover

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    a life in darkness
    expressing thoughts that are void
    of any meaning
     
  11. Ben Dover

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    Corrupted by rage
    unable to move forward
    unable to love
     
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    posters coalesce
    blind to the sum of their parts
    saloon universe
     
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    Bitches love tha Brah
    they are only human yo
    and they gots good taste
     
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    tits, asses or cunts?
    can't decide which I like best
    gonna have it all
     
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    so...how am I doing? :umunch:
     
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    Lady lips softly touched
    Tongue slides into opening
    Floods follow the rain

    :c
     
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    Time creeping slowly
    gone are possibilities
    to correct the past
     
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    I could have loved her
    if I'd possessed the courage
    and danced with her then
     
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    I got a boner
    I should insert it right now
    In Wing's vagina





    :woot:
     
  20. Half Pint

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    :grad: Ben Dover is good IMHO