****The OFFICIAL Garypagetwo's Guide to Norway Thread****

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  1. WillyBest

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    ITT we learn all about Norway from our very own @garypagetwo ! He's here to answer all your questions and give us fun facts about this faraway land!
     
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    Ga head
     
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    Here's all I know about Norway:

    Norway
    Country in Europe
    Norway is a Scandinavian country encompassing mountains, glaciers and deep coastal fjords. Oslo, the capital, is a city of green spaces and museums, including the Edvard Munch Museum and the Norsk Folkemuseum, a collection of open-air historic buildings. Preserved 10th-century Viking ships are displayed at the Vikingskipshuset. Norway is also known for fishing, hiking and skiing – notably at Lillehammer’s Olympic resort.

    Capital: Oslo
    Population: 5.084 million (2013) World Bank
    Currency: Norwegian krone
    King: Harald V of Norway
    Official languages: Norwegian, Bokmål, Nynorsk
     
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    Fact, their currency is called Kroner.
     
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    @garypagetwo when is the best time to visit Oslo? What sites should I see while I'm there? What activities do you recommend? Best place to go skiing? Best place for a rusty trombone?
     
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    Frozen pizza is national food.
     
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    150px-Erna_Solberg,_Wesenberg,_2011_(1).jpg

    Current incumbent prime minister.
    Her Excellency Erna Solberg.

    @RH Goatcabin can you confirm?
     
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    Gare, are you in the sons of Odin gang?
     
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    Wrong account, gary.
     
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    Also, Miss Norway 5 years running. :grad:
     
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    Which rhyme's with "boner". As in what Gar loves to gargle.
     
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    @garypagetwo can you recommend a good restaurant in Oslo?
     
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    Gary, is is true you can only buy alcohol from stores called Vinmonopolet? There are only one or two in each city, and none in the countryside towns?
     
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    This will not end well for you sir....

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    Be afraid, be very afraid :coffee:
     
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    @garypagetwo can you reccomend a good dildo store in Oslo?
     
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    Gary, why do they call it Norwegian Cruises when they mostly go to the Caribbean?
     
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