The **OFFICIAL** High Pitch Eric Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mr. Potato Head, Jan 20, 2011.

  1. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Self explanatory! I'll start.



    I love Chinese food
    I could eat that shit all day
    Jesus Christ I'm fat


    Another...


    Uber e-tough guy
    Non-stop threats and racist slurs
    I would bet I'm next


    Hmmm.....


    Pot calls kettle black
    Everyone's fat and stupid
    Who's the tubby bitch?


    OK, your turn :dance:
     
  2. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    The High Pitch Eric
    World Famous Stern Superstar
    Has a funny voice
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    ATTA BOY!:cheer:
     
  4. Junior

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    I steal from people.

    I will never pay them back.

    Fuck all those people.
     
  5. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    Mom left me nothing
    I call everyone fucktard
    KC is my Bitch
     
  6. Junior

    Junior Active Member

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    Stole a credit card

    Charged up thousands of dollars

    Discover card lost
     
  7. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    I can't keep a job
    Fish attack me in my dreams
    Death threats get me banned
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Junior again.:pissed:

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to GSD again.:pissed:
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

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    Mongolian Beef
    Craptacular here I come
    DAMN I just shit huge!!
     
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  10. Junior

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    Made a porn movie

    The 300 lb. Gang Bang.

    Couldn't get it up.
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I'm no longer banned
    Back to sfn I go
    I'M A VIP!
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    He'll knock your teeth out
    When he sees you on the street
    You better watch out!
    :dance:
     
  13. Spazzmatazz

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    I am big and fat.
    I will surely get fatter.
    Just watch me and see.
     
  14. MarnieB

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    I suck at life
    I have no purpose
    Stoppit Sadie Stoppit!!:suicide:
     
  15. GSD

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    I'm a Gangbang star
    I lost the craptacular
    I'm Kelly Clarkson