There was a funny lawsuit joke thread a couple months back, but I figured a full on Howard Stern Show joke thread would be fun too. All staffers are fair game..along with anybody else associated with the show or members of the show. I'll start. What has five toes, two chins and still scares children? Spoiler John Hein after he gains ten more pounds. What has two-hundred and fifteen toes, no talent and no employment? Spoiler The Howard Stern Show Staff in 2017 What’s Jewish, ugly, isn’t funny and has a four inch cock? Spoiler Elisa Jordana What's 42 inches tall, wet and plugged at all ends? Spoiler Beth bent over at the NAACP convention What’s the difference between Artie Lange and Howard Stern’s legacy? Spoiler Artie’s suicide attempt failed
