The Official Howard Stern Show Joke Thread

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  1. Chimney Portions

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    There was a funny lawsuit joke thread a couple months back, but I figured a full on Howard Stern Show joke thread would be fun too. All staffers are fair game..along with anybody else associated with the show or members of the show. I'll start.

    What has five toes, two chins and still scares children?

    John Hein after he gains ten more pounds.

    What has two-hundred and fifteen toes, no talent and no employment?

    The Howard Stern Show Staff in 2017

    What’s Jewish, ugly, isn’t funny and has a four inch cock?

    Elisa Jordana

    What's 42 inches tall, wet and plugged at all ends?

    Beth bent over at the NAACP convention

    What’s the difference between Artie Lange and Howard Stern’s legacy?

    Artie’s suicide attempt failed