*the OFFICIAL* jackie martling thread

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by R.P. McMurphy, Dec 8, 2014.

  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...now will somebody tweet him with a link to the shed and tell him theres already a thread for him in his honor.

    let the games begin!

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  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Hi Jackie Marlowe.

    Do you think Beth is a simpleton?
     
  3. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Hi Jackie,

    What was more disturbing? Fucking a one-legged woman or knowing Wiggy has made a billion dollars based on the reputation your writing gave him?

    Oh and I've wanted to get a I Stumped the Jokeman t-shirt from Jokeland but you need to fix your Paypal option.

    Thank you and good night.
     
  4. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    This very conversation is your ultimate group sex scenario!

     
  5. TheMercenary

    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    Dear Jackie,

    Thanks for your part in this:

     
  6. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
    Oh Jackie....so gullible.
    I love your Johnny Depp voice! So seductive. :wub:
     
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  7. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Thank you HTB! The next time I use it (maybe tonight) I will drop "Horsetooth Beth" in Depptonation.
     
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  8. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Jackie, who'd have suspected that "the funny" would vanished from Howard's lips at the point when you and your fingercots left the building. Coincidence? I think not!
     
  9. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Hi Jackie...Going to see you at the Mohegan Sun in Feb' 2015. FHoward
     
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  10. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Your Johnny Depp personal shoutouts just were executed Portland Trailblazer and John Stockton style to ESPN's Ric Bucher just now. I'll upload it to you here after this show finishes. I wanna see if he brings it up to Stockton.
     
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  11. icypussy

    icypussy clit finder Gold

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    A fake Jackie will do for now...Anybody?
     
  12. icypussy

    icypussy clit finder Gold

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  13. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Jackie you should have stayed and took the money.
     
  14. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    don't make a mockery of this...
     
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  15. UpInSmoke123

    UpInSmoke123 Well-Known Member

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    If Jackie visits Dawg's, he may never make it to the Stern Forum. He's not the type to pass a Bar without going in.
     
  16. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Jackie should have the ability to "punch up" other member's posts here
     
  17. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Joke master junior is killer shit :brah:
     
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  18. aerostern

    aerostern Well-Known Member

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    Love Jackie Marlowe!!!
     
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  19. Caffeinated

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    Dearest Jackie,

    I'm one of your greatest fans. You were the hub of the Stern Show.
    Please come to Cali.
     
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  20. flonsta

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    Welcome aboard, Jackie! Hey, how's the screenwriting career going?
     
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