Entertainment The OFFICIAL naming of Mark Mayonnaise's girlfriend

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by headerheader, Jul 27, 2016.

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What should we refer Mark Mayonnaise's gf as?

  1. Miss Mayonnaise

    4 vote(s)
    11.8%
  2. Mrs Mayonnaise

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  3. Patti Mayonnaise

    11 vote(s)
    32.4%
  4. Cock Nurse

    17 vote(s)
    50.0%
  1. headerheader

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    Because he called her MISS Chriza before and that was disgustingly close to Mrs Chriza (aka whore which we do not mention)

    And now it's Miss Mayonnaise and I just feel she deserves a better name than the ex gf hand-me-down.
     
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    Why not Mary Culwip?
     
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    Patti Mayonnaise was the perfect name. Just use that. :grad:
     
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    Don't you mean his boyfriend?
     
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    Ho Mayo
     
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    Oh, honestly. Who really fucking gives a shit.


    :bigthink


    Kimberly Croutons :grad:
     
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