The official pledge post

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Now is the time (sort of, but I've never been one for punctuality) for new years resolutions. A little twist: these resolutions are in response to someone first having one something and a promise to perform them every time. They take the form of:

    Every time _____a_____, I promise to _____b_______

    Where

    A: someone doing something
    B: your pledged respnse

    Here is mine:

    1. A: Beth tweets a photo of herself, b: kick the animal closest to me when I find out about the tweet

    2. A: Howard goes a day without lying, b: suck a cock

    3. A; Malones efforts to clean up the show result in Howard getting irritated, b: yell "zoo za zoo" at the top of my lungs wherever I am when I first heard about it