Discussion in 'The Bar' started by low selfestitle, Apr 29, 2011.
The excitement gets underway in just under three hours.
Why did I set my alarm so early?
There's nothing to see but throngs of barricaded Brits waving and smiling at no one, cause nobody's fucking shown up yet.
Did I just hear Kanye West is a guest?
Maybe I'm still half-dreaming?
They just zoomed in on a guy with a tophat.
There's a chance he's marginally well-known in England, whoever he is.
Where are the famous people?!?!
On-screen banner now showing on CBC's live coverage:
"Just Hours Remain"
This was meant to be an early- morning coffee date with my wife, but she refuses to awake!
So much for my plan to finagle this bullshit wedding into a blowie.
If any famous people sneak into Westminster Abbey while I'm downstairs making coffee, I'm joining the IRA. :dontcare:
"Three?!?! Too early for me. Wake me up when something happens."
They're showing highlights from Chuck & Di's wedding on CBS.
In hindsight, she sure did look like a ghost.
And holy shit! Katie Couric is looking like a zombie.
Not a morning person, I guess.
I've switched from my iPhone to my laptop in order to give you timelier updates on everything that's not happening yet.
As long as they're going back to the highlight reel, they should show the nuptials of Georg von Trapp and Maria Augusta Kutschera.
Now that was a fucking wedding!
BTW: I will mail out 5x7 prints of the Selfestitle wedding for the low, low price of $59.99.
Shower time: I'll check back in at 5 a.m.
I seen Elton John, it is.
Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha have arrived!
I gotta load up the car with crock pots. BRB.
I watching , Cant miss it , it's on every channel. In a minute i have to take a shower and get ready for work though.