****The Official Royal Wedding Viewing Thread****

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    The excitement gets underway in just under three hours.

    THREE HOURS?!?!?!?!

    :facepalm:
     
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    Why did I set my alarm so early?

    There's nothing to see but throngs of barricaded Brits waving and smiling at no one, cause nobody's fucking shown up yet.

    Except me. :facepalm:
     
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    Did I just hear Kanye West is a guest? :scratch:

    Maybe I'm still half-dreaming?
     
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    They just zoomed in on a guy with a tophat.

    :toptip:

    There's a chance he's marginally well-known in England, whoever he is.

    :yay:
     
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    Where are the famous people?!?! :pissed:
     
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    On-screen banner now showing on CBC's live coverage:

    "Just Hours Remain"
     
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    This was meant to be an early- morning coffee date with my wife, but she refuses to awake!

    So much for my plan to finagle this bullshit wedding into a blowie. :mad:
     
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    If any famous people sneak into Westminster Abbey while I'm downstairs making coffee, I'm joining the IRA. :dontcare:
     
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    Mrs. Selfestitle:

    "Three?!?! Too early for me. Wake me up when something happens."

    :facepalm:
     
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    They're showing highlights from Chuck & Di's wedding on CBS.

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    In hindsight, she sure did look like a ghost.

    Eerie foreshadowing. :worried:
     
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    And holy shit! Katie Couric is looking like a zombie.

    Not a morning person, I guess. :dontknow:
     
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    I've switched from my iPhone to my laptop in order to give you timelier updates on everything that's not happening yet. :hat:
     
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    As long as they're going back to the highlight reel, they should show the nuptials of Georg von Trapp and Maria Augusta Kutschera.

    [​IMG]

    Now that was a fucking wedding! :owned:
     
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    BTW: I will mail out 5x7 prints of the Selfestitle wedding for the low, low price of $59.99. :hat:
     
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    Shower time: I'll check back in at 5 a.m.

    5 a.m.!?!?!?!??!?!?

    :nooo: :nooo: :nooo: :nooo: :nooo: :nooo: :nooo: :nooo: :nooo: :nooo: :nooo:
     
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    I seen Elton John, it is.

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    Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha have arrived! :yay:
     
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    I gotta load up the car with crock pots. BRB.
     
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    Mornin low :coffee:

    I watching , Cant miss it , it's on every channel. In a minute i have to take a shower and get ready for work though.