THE OFFICIAL STERN "Sayings and Phrases" unique to the show..Please add as needed....

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    THE OFFICIAL STERN "Sayings and Phrases" unique to the show..Please add as needed....

    Ill begin..for example..

    "what do you do for a living"

    or

    "white guy...black guy...?"

    or

    "her whole asshole was hanging out"


    Please begin..
     
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    "SourShoes, I want you to go to jail for this!"
     
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    artie gonna do what artie wanna do
     
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    It's a whole thing.
     
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    "The fact of the matter"
     
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    "Errrr, uh, emmm errrr.... I dont know. Just leave me alone."
     
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    "Lets fuck some whores!"
     
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    _____________________ is amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng Howard..
     
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    Whoa whoa whoa, stop the clock!
     
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    " aaaannnndd dummmmmmmmmmm, ahhhhhhhhhh, haaaa aaaaaaaannnd dummmmmmmmmmmm... haaaa "

    Artie describing his weekend of whores and gambling and general lies
     
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    If you have nothing to do you "stare at the wall". Nobody at work understands that joke when I throw it out.

    Of course "hey now" was popularized by Stern not Hank Kingsley.

    A long time ago before he was whipped he would analyze the girls in the studio or snapple girls for " a little bit of belly fat" but he hasn't said that in over a decade.

    Now he's trying to push the "sauce on side" which may or may not have been pinched from Sex and the City.

    I'll think of a few more.
     
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    "Stamos"

    Stamos this and Stamos that...his fantasy boy. The asshole he would love to dribble his weak stream into...Stamos
     
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    " whats this Fred"? ...

    This weak and pathetic action is used EVERY single time they come out of a recorded commercial into a LIVE READ. The jew does this each and every single time as his CRUTCH and asks this question and then Fred answers with "identity guard" or whatever it is and a "set up" for him to read.

    THE MOTHER FUCKER ALREADY HAS THE COPY TO READ IN FRONT OF HIM!!!!
     
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    Anything else Robin?
     
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    "don't ask"
     
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    "Helllooo Richard, this is your dad..."
     
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    That's the phrase that bugs me the most...It's him doing his dad. And the next sentence out of his mouth will be a lie.:facepalm:




    F-mutt
     
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    artie ...no...artie....nooooooooo
     
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