** The Official Suck a Dick Dinkus Mayhem thread **

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Mar 17, 2014.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Just because we motherfuckin' gangsters. Ain't nobody safe.

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    HAM.

    Here's that shirt you gotta buy.

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    And while you're at it, take a vacation to a sunny locale like Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic.

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    Not sure what to eat tonight as a late night snack? I recommend some dark chocolate roasted pistachio toffee from Trader Joe's.

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  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't like this
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    What's all this then?
     
  4. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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  5. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Eat your dessert and shut the fuck up.
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i kind of like all of this. good recommendations buddy. :cheer:
     
  7. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    When you eat that girlfriend's booss, get a finger or two right up the middle and apply some firm pressure on the G spot while you nom nom nom on that clit. She'll end up making you bacon and eggs and bending over in a t-shirt with NO drawers. She'll give you an emmy for best original dramatic series.
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you don't have to tell me how to eat puss, jefe. i'm the clit master.
     
  9. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    The G spot is a myth
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    :console: Awww.
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    just like squirting.
     
  13. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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  14. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Daveindiego is piss.
     
  15. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    leave my vagina alone
     
  17. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry 2010 OG

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  18. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Quit leaving it lying around, then.
     
  19. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I'm PUSHING on the BASE of the BIG HUGE CLIT.
     
  20. Sleep

    Sleep The Violence. The Speed. The Momentum. VIP

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    Suck a dick dinkus manham!!!!


























    Just joking, douche