The Old Howard VS the New Howard.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DogStar69, May 22, 2013.

  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    In the old days he would call up the mothers of his staff and ask if they gave BJs and had anal sex

    VS.

    The new Howard would would have the same women on and ask how their grandkids are.
     
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    Old Howard was the fake this is the real howard, a star fucking jew boy who wants to be loved
     
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    The old Howard found humor in gay behavior....the new Howard is a faggot.

    The old Howard wasn't racist because he picked on everyone....the new Howard is an agenda driven politically correct asshole.

    The old Howard had balls....the new Howard has a pussy.
     
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    i have to admit Sternac was fucking hilarious this week!
     
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    The old Howard wondered how the likes of Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson made a living and if they even had a job outside of government.

    The new Howard votes big government and less liberty.
     
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    The old Nose had his fans pissing in their pants, the new Nose pisses on his fans.
     
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    The old Howard made fun of old men who married gold digging trophy wives....the new Howard is an old man with a gold digging trophy wife...who looks like a horse...but doesn't quite have a horses mentality.
     
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    The old Howard craved success badly enough to hire funny people to contribute to the show, often going over his time slot by an hour or more because there were still jokes left in the chamber.

    The new Howard has no incentive to entertain, and thus staggers through twelve hours of radio death on his increasingly rare "work weeks", surrounded by unfunny hangers-on and infirm senior citizens.
     
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    Old howard was a faggot, new howard is a faggot.
     
  10. HowieStearn

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    old: "Im taking eric the midget down to the homo room"
    new:

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  11. TaTa Toothy

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    :winner:
     
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    Old Howard feuded with Imus - new Howard is Imus.

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    ......NEW Mommy lets us jump on the bed...and lets us eat junk food and drink soda.

    ......... ;)
     
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    Old Howard was hungry for fame and fortune.......New Howard only eats 3 almonds.
     
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    Old Howard ate Roy Rogers.......New Howard married Trigger.
     
  16. Rob0729

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    Neither Howard is real. The old Howard was a character he created to become the biggest radio broadcaster in the history of radio. The new Howard is a character he created to become family friendly and safe for the celebrity crowds to hang with him.

    The real Howard would be even more of a bore than the one on the radio now. The real Howard is an introvert and a bit of a social invalid (probably why he is so drawn to JD).
     
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    Old Howard laughed at the Iron Sheik's insane sayings like "you are gay and faggot"....new Howard wants to be humbled while in a camel clutch and getting his ass fucked.
     
  18. DogStar69

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    Old Howard had retards on to make fun of them,

    New Howard has Tan Mom (twice I heard)
     
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    I liked it too but fucking Fred was asleep again. In the old days, he would have repeated howchie's clue in an ed mcmahon voice. He's become such a lazy fuck since artle left
     
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    Sternac was forced...at least thats how it sounded to me. Howard didn't want to be doing that shit...he doesn't want to do anything. SIRIUS is way up his ass.