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The Old Stern Show Has Infected my Mind and It Wont Leave

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  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    I met my new cleaning lady this morning, a perfectly nice woman, kind of cute, who happens to be Brazilian.

    All I could think of was that she probably has a shaved bush and no asshole hair.

    Does this kind of shit happen to everyone else?

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    Whenever I meet a guy, I wonder how big his cock is and how much he makes.
     
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    nicksgt Pooh Bear Is My #1 Gold

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    Every once in a while I catch myself using the word vagine and throw up in my mouth a little.
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    Its made me think all dwarfs are really good at music trivia.... and drunk
     
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    how are her tits?
     
  7. Robert Higgins

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    Couldn't tell because she was wearing a winter coat but when she told me that sometimes her sister helps her out all I could think was-- Ménage a trios!
     
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    Teeney Why meee??? Gold VIP

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    I was at the doctors office last week. While in the waiting room, there was a black woman and her son (probably around 10-11 yrs old). She was showing him pictures from her cell phone. The boy kept saying rather loudly Who Dat? Who Dat? All is could think about was Crazy Alice saying Who Dis? I had to leave the room for a moment because I started to laugh.
     
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    Teeney Why meee??? Gold VIP

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    [​IMG] Yes! I heard her sister was looking for a new house cleaning job.:)
     
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    Damn, I miss Hank. If I had to pick a point at which the show really hit its decline, it would be two moments: Hank's death coinciding (roughly) with Jackie's departure, and Artie's suicide attempt coupled with Howard's ignoring and then lying about it.

    You also bring up something else, after Jackie left and Hank died Gary began to transition into the Sacred Monkey. Every time Gary tried to play the "I'm Mr. Music trivia/knowledge" card, Jackie reminded him of how Hank destroyed him. His only defense was that Hank was a loser in high school and had time to read record jackets. Ah, memories of when the show was good...
     
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    and how big their estate is, and if they will add me to their will. you see, Im a bit low on cash
     
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    soon he will be axing "Want fries wid dat?"
     

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