The One Question I Would Ask Howard If Could Get Through to the Show

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    "Howard, do you think Sam Kinison would be proud of the person you've become?"
     
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    "Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?"
     
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    How long was your father-in-law on probation for medicare fraud?

    I have at least five others, but that would be the first. It gets right to the point.
     
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    When did you know you were gay?
     
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    Is it true you can't get it up if you smell pork?
     
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    Does your home and apartment smell of cat piss and shit?
     
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    What did your kids get you for Father's Day?
     
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    "Do you regret not attending Gary's father's funeral?"
     
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    Was it worth it to abandon your children for a self-centered, fame-hungry, talentless whorse?
     
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    tweet that info about daddy in law to Trump ,
     
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    Your 20 something trophy wife is in her 40's and about to hit menopause....was it all worth it?
     
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    There's so many questions, I wouldn't even know what to ask first. my call would probably get dumped 1 second in. I think there is a 20 second delay on his show, so he has a lot of room to dump everything we could ask.
     
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    Do your parents shake in fear when they walk into your home and see your Arian in laws frolicking in your living room?
     
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    you swallow, right?
     
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    (click) What's he sayin' Robin?
     
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