Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Apr 30, 2013.
your cat is in my best thoughts and hopefully not on someone's plate
He's in your computer, trapped behind that hard drive failure.
Ctrl+Alt+Dlt! Ctrl+Alt+Dlt! Ctrl+Alt+Dlt! Ctrl+Alt+Dlt!
Good luck Mario. Get that cat.
What happened, Mario?
What's all this then?
Another thing you and GP2 have in common: The only thing in the world he wants is his dog.
This is the closest we'll get to Mario wanting pussy.
cats have no loyalty. they'll ditch you for the next human with a better bowl of food.
Not my cat..I have the coolest cat on the planet
oh yeah, sure. they'll be all, "meow purrrrr purrrrr" to make you think they love you, but all they're really saying is, "keep that good grub coming, bub, or all you'll have to remember me is a few hair balls I hacked up behind the toilet. "
Everything in my life is a failure right now.
My cat has been missing for 24 hours I've been up all night checking the neighborhood for him I'm worried sick. I called the police yesterday
Yeah but you're hot so that's a leg up on most people. Just go stare at yourself in the mirror for five minutes (but not that dirty mirror in your bathroom) or go jerk off.
You'll feel better.
How hard did they muffle the sound of their laughter when you called them about your wittle kitty?
I bet they mobilized half the force.
Benham thinks about you in the same way, nigga.