the only thing I want in the World right now is my cat.

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    your cat is in my best thoughts and hopefully not on someone's plate
     
  3. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    He's in your computer, trapped behind that hard drive failure.

    Ctrl+Alt+Dlt! Ctrl+Alt+Dlt! Ctrl+Alt+Dlt! Ctrl+Alt+Dlt!
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Good luck Mario. Get that cat.
     
  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    What happened, Mario?
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    What's all this then?
     
  7. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Another thing you and GP2 have in common: The only thing in the world he wants is his dog. :dog:
     
  8. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    This is the closest we'll get to Mario wanting pussy.
     
  10. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    cats have no loyalty. they'll ditch you for the next human with a better bowl of food.
     
  11. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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  12. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Not my cat..I have the coolest cat on the planet
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    oh yeah, sure. they'll be all, "meow purrrrr purrrrr" to make you think they love you, but all they're really saying is, "keep that good grub coming, bub, or all you'll have to remember me is a few hair balls I hacked up behind the toilet. :fil:"
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    :lol:
     
  15. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Everything in my life is a failure right now.
     
  16. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    My cat has been missing for 24 hours I've been up all night checking the neighborhood for him I'm worried sick. I called the police yesterday
     
  17. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Yeah but you're hot so that's a leg up on most people. Just go stare at yourself in the mirror for five minutes (but not that dirty mirror in your bathroom) or go jerk off.

    You'll feel better. :yes:
     
  18. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    How hard did they muffle the sound of their laughter when you called them about your wittle kitty? :jj:
     
  19. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I bet they mobilized half the force. :jj:
     
  20. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Benham thinks about you in the same way, nigga.