The Oreck Challenge is on QVC now

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  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    All about direct suction.

    Today's Special Value Folks. The Oreck Axis Lightweight for $199.80 Suggested retail is $399.00.

    QVC is taking $$ from Schmopp by selling directly.

    Bastards!
     
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  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Choice of purple, red, blue or green still available.
     
  4. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    99.97% of particles are captured with this vacuum. :yes:
     
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    stfu
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Last years models :cuss::pissed:
     
  7. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I bet you could vacuum your van with this marvel. Buy one.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Six easy payments of $33.30.

    Wow.
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    All ball busting aside I hope the guy is smart enough to be looking for work.
     
  10. Charon

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    He'll have to lease a cheaper car.
     
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    More Moopy lies. More Moopy pain. :emperor:
     
  12. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    QVC is now demonstrating the power of this beast and are dumping stuff on a carpet. It is impressive.

    Please tune in.
     
  13. harlock

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    really good power to weight ratio on those things :grad:
     
  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Did I mention they come in purple?

    They just said they sold out fast last year.
     
  15. Mack

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    :woot: I'm in!
     
  16. Mack

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    I bet smoopie has the tinky winky purple one.
     
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  18. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    QVC just said "Tens of thousands of Hotels use them".

    You should too. We all should buy 2 of them.
     
  19. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Green, Blue, Red or Purple.

    Which are u buying tonight Mack?
     
  20. MONK

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    They fucking swivel when they clean also.

    SWIVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Buy 3 fuckers.