The Original Dawg Breakfast Fun Club Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, May 5, 2016.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Come on and take that stick out of your ass and have some fun today. Smile enjoys life and enjoys living life.



    Stay warm while eating a bowl of Life while playing the game of Life. Read Life if you have an old copy. Life Good!




    On this day May 5 2000 The Sun, Earth, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn align – Earth’s moon is also almost in this alignment – leading to Doomsday predictions of massive natural disasters, although such a ‘grand confluence’ occurs about once in every century.


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  2. bill

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    Stick? brb.
     
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    Hold the phone, I am still in bed. I need coffee.
     
  4. BleedingGums

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    Oh
     
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  5. Engaged Chicken

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    Acs is up stinking up the house with toast. Its his middle of the night snack. As soon as he gets back up here, I will be up and out.
     
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  6. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    You know he's been farting on you all night don't you?
     
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  7. TonyJax

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    Look at the time, might as well stay in bed, day is almost over :shitcoffee:
     
  8. Rufus

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    Gonna be another fucked up day :shitcoffee:
     
  9. Engaged Chicken

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    Tell me about it. :ucoffee:
     
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    Believe me, I would know. :shakey:

    He has not crossed that line yet. Yet.
     
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    And then came the 2000 Election and George Bush was "anointed" the presidency :coffee:
     
  12. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    I didn't get one stinking Powerball number so now it's up to 415 million. Why don't they add a few MORE numbers to the game to make it even more impossible to win. You have to pick from like 70 numbers now, goddammit!
     
  13. MrWarmth

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    Only losers buy lottery tickets Robin. Like young women who marry old guys for the money.
     
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    It's a long story. Gonna cost me $10 grand to get the scumbag neighbor to take some deed restrictions off a 3 acres lot we bought from him and his fat ass wife or get sued cause we can't provide a clear deed as promised in the contract.
     
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    You cant win if you dont play.

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    The "Ensure" bunch across the street is here for the weekend. That goddamned garage door will be wide open all weekend and loudmouth retirees will be stopping to blabber and it'll be like Sam Druckers General Store
    non stop. Oy vey. :facepalm:
     
  17. Engaged Chicken

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    What in the holy hell????? Can you consult a real estate attorney about this??

    I hope the scumbag and his fatass wife get what is coming to them. :hippie:
     
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    I hate when that happens!

    Oh wait, that never happened to me. Sorry buddy.
     
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    :lol:

    Periscope that shit!!!!!!! :p

    :secret: I have no idea what that means, I am must repeating what people say to me.
     
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