The original Mr. Smith is BACK and ready to take over and fuck shit up!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mister Smith, Mar 27, 2013.

  1. Mister Smith

    Mister Smith New Member Banned User

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    As many of you may remember I have a pretty legendary reputation around these parts for the epic pwn'ing and meltdowns I caused at SFN and here at the Saloon. I have been away for awhile but I am back and ready to start up again. My list of victims runs very deep (gwartney, slippy, swayze, nantrax, eliasbboy, etc.) The list really is too long to list.

    I look forward to causing you all complete internet meltdowns in the future. May your post count stay high and your personal lives stay pathetic.

    EXAMPLE:

    Slippy: You are a cunt-hair away from me finding out your personal shit, and getting myself killed here just to shut your fucking mouth.

    Smith:
    Careful Slip...It's this explosive, volatile temper that's gotten you in trouble in the past. We are trying to learn from our mistakes, not create new ones.

    Smith:
    Well, if you would calm down a second and use your brain you would have seen that ZERO shots were taken about your kids. All the shots were directed at you and I would presume your getting so upset because you know deep inside that the shots I took have some merit of truth to them.

    Slippy:
    I'd be foolish to not be upset by such vicious accusations.

    How's the weather in Fort Worth, cunt?

    One of us is going to die here today. You're either going to shut your fucking mouth once and for all about my life, children, and parenting - or I'm going to die a mod-death.

    You decide.

    Slippy:
    I'm gonna miss you guys.

    Elias:
    Wouldn't happen in a million years. Right there makes the decision quite simple. I'm just curious HOW much of a pussy he wants to look like.

    Elias:
    Slippy was about to destroy him.[​IMG] I didn't want Slippy to get in trouble by breaking any of the rules here. It was really just a matter of time anyway.

    Elias :
    Smith knew full well that mentioning someone's kids is a quick way to rile them up. He also knows that Slippy takes that shit VERY seriously (as she should). Slippy goes for the fucking throat when that stuff comes up.[​IMG]

    Elias: I killed Smith to protect Slippy from breaking the rules

    This is what I bring to the table ladies and gentlemen... Prepare for the apocalypse

    Thanks,

    Mr. Smith
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Hey Mr. Smith, are you going to use a picture of Agent Smith as your av?
     
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    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Who is this?
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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  5. Mister Smith

    Mister Smith New Member Banned User

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    last time I was here the custom AV's were free. I guessed that changed and you have to pay now. How's North Richland Hills? Perfumania?
     
  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    smitty! :cheer:

    do you crossfit, brah?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    (.....yawns.....)
     
  8. Mister Smith

    Mister Smith New Member Banned User

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    Remember that one time you posted your picture in that one thread of what you will look like in 20 years but go so embarrassed by the way you look that you had to delete it in fear that I would make fun of you?
     
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    Mister Smith New Member Banned User

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    Crossfit is for total faggots who aren't athletic and do real shit. You still following the paleo? How is that pizza a week?
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    View attachment 7638

    Ha Ha, remember when you used to make fun of people that weren't supporters?
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    My photo is all over the internet. You just aren't smart enough to find it.
     
  12. Mister Smith

    Mister Smith New Member Banned User

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    Bahahahahah or dont just give enough of a shit
     
  13. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    nice shit piles :shit::shit::shit::shit::shit:
     
  14. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    No...I'm doing intermittent fasting now. Better than Paleo, IMO.

    Best of luck with your training goals!
     
  15. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :jj: Brah :owned:
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I've become psychic while you were gone. I see your future here......

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    look at Clutch riding mr. smith's jock ^ what a fuckin homo :cwl:
     
  18. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Tha Kid missed him yo :dontknow:
     
  19. Mister Smith

    Mister Smith New Member Banned User

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    Hahahaha this is the some dumb fuck who bragged about following a strict paleo diet then in one thread talked about how he eats pizza. What a fucking moron.
     
  20. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Tha Kid missted you yo :hug: