The Original Pretzel Crisps bag I'm looking at right now..

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, Dec 4, 2013.

  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Boldly commands me to 'Rethink Your Pretzel!'. The bag is very insistent, making a similar command on the back of the bag as well.


    Damnit, I just wanted to eat, not have to go through a whole painful, Kafkaesque ordeal regarding a salty snack.

    Food is getting pretty damned uppity, IMHO.
     
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Pity post:lol:
     
  3. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    chocolate covered pretzels are baller as fuck
     
  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    regular pretzels kinda suck.
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Not when dipped in Habenero mustard...
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    :bigthink
     
  7. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Pretzel threads are off the bucket lost now.