The Origins of Beth's "Horseface" (and it ain't Sal)

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  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    the iconic old unregulated newsgroup: alt.fan.howard-stern had her pegged as a horse-faced, vapid, modelling poseur phony right from the get-go (and Howard as a BS artist when it came to her) as confirmed by these 2002 posts in a thread reacting to her FHM and Chaunce Stepping Out Interviews.

    As an old member, I've mentioned before that I remember Winst/joner1 perpetrating the same BS even back then, but more on point here, I recall "Sal The Stockbroker" occasionally posting there too.. Props to him for having the balls to call her out over her equineness, but it really wasn't an original observation as he "borrowed" it from frequent posts on this old usenet group years before he mentioned it. FWIW alt fan howard is also where speculation about her being a European escort started before more subtly cross-pollinating into SFN.

    a few representative 2002 posts that you'd never see on SFN
    **** Diane AKA JeWitch©
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    6/28/02
    Wasn't talking about the FHM interview, if you were addressing my post. Was
    talking about Howard saying that Beth spoke almost fluent French, because
    she lived in France for 2 years.


    here's the thread including a copy of her farcical interview with Chaunce felating her "beauty" and her pimping her Sport Illustrated-type calendar.
    https://groups.google.com/forum/#!t...like$20horse/alt.fan.howard-stern/0p3foHvtVCg

    an interesting excerpt from Chaunce's interview:

     
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    jrstinkfish The Slow Adult VIP

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    So she lived in Germany for 2 years, and then France for 2 years? How long was she supposedly "over there"?
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    but her wiki and some other updated "bios" have her going from Pittsburgh to NY at age 19 and then working for some fashion houses there. Gone are the 4 years and 27 credits from a U of Pitt Engl Lit degree, and years of living and working overseas, despite interviews like Steppin Out, FHM and some local yokel print and TV segments right from "the horse's mouth." How does that compute?
     
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    I can understand the confusion. When you're on your back and seeing nothing but cocks and ceilings France and Germany probably seem about the same.
     
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    Hmmm.... Interesting.
     
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    ...no wonder so many people think she was a whore, her background shifts like slime.
     
  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    This. She's a fucking liar.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Yup, she lived in Europe for years but yet CAN NOT do a real European accent. A woman who traveled in Europe and modeled with European women in Paris, Milan, etc, would easily be able to do a real accent. All she can do is a bad porn star acting one, that sounds nothing like how women over there talk. Hmmmm?

    This video is the......[​IMG]

     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    She said she was 27 credits short of getting her BA, and she went to Europe at 19. That means she she got about 93 credits in her freshman year. Boy, she must have really studied!
     
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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    That the Beth that wears glasses, she just plays a retarded blond for fun!

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    Even when Sal first did the horse jokes, Howard was pissed because (and I'm paraphrasing from memory here) "He (Sal) knew that was something that always bothered Beth."

    Howard said it was a comment that always hurt Beth in the past.
     
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    :jj:

    My all time favorite clip. "Don't be stoopeeeeed"
     
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    Ivan's board within days of the first time we saw a photo of Beth.
    I'm thinking pre 9-11?

    "Roller software" :pilot:
     
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    Awesome research!!!

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    The origins of Beth's horseface is because she looks like a horse.
     
  17. tHISisKiSSeL

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    Even a blind cat could see she's a horse faced horse toothed fuck.
     
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    Yep, I can!
     
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    "blind bella.bella the blind cat"- beth horsetrosky
     
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    Why does the wig have her 2 keep posting shit. Wig grow a set of balls and tell her 2 stop making a jack ass out of her and you. Enough with the fucking cats already. B 4 ya no it she will b making snow angles again. Idiots the both of them.