"The party Jimmy Kimmel threw in my honor"

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  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    Does he really still believe Jimmy Kimmel is throwing parties and inviting celebrities on the basis that "Howard Stern is going to be there"

    :facepalm:

    Howard: "Is the party in my honor Jimmy?"
    Jimmy: "Yes Howard ofcourse, in your honor. Always."
    Howard: "Okay thank you"
    Jimmy *hangs up* "Hahahahahaha"
     
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  2. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    that is such a retarded thing for someone to keep saying. he sounds like a little kid. he could just say "when jimmy heard i was coming out that week, he said he'd put together a party". noooo. with howard it has to be "he threw a party in my honor". he didn't just get back from war. he's not royalty. fucking clown.
     
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  3. Douchebag 007

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    it's hard to tell Howard was a social reject growing up
     
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    When he says "Jimmy made me a party" he sounds like an 80 year old Jewish woman talking about her grandchildren. :grr:
     
  5. Tabby

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    I think that Beth thinks that party is in her honor.
     
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    He really is ridiculous...jimmy has a shit ton of friends...not one person came to that party for howard...just like when jimmy went to mexico this year he went with 4 other celebrities and howard was not even included....
     
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    christ..beth is a fucking suck up asswipe.. I think howard was sick due to the fact that he didnt want to go to jimmys party..he knows hes an outsider ..but douchebag beth is desperate to be friends with these people....
     
  8. j shmuck

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    It's almost as if Howard took all the over the top, braggadoshish, bravado that he used to spout in the 90s for the sake of humor with a knowing wink and started to actually believe it.
     
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    exactly. jimmy and aniston and their others are shown alone in their private setting. cheapskate howard is poolside in his 10 year old blue trunks, getting his picture taken by regulars. this was also when beth tweeted a pic of an inch worm on her leg. they were sure livin' up.
     
  10. HooHoo

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    Running around a Hollywood party is like a sybian for golddiggers. I'm sure Beff hasn't experienced that much cervical moisture in one night since partying with J Aniston and friends in mexico, remember she stayed and sad sack flew home to spend new years alone shoving 7 almonds up his ass.

    Funny how in the past she'd leave together with Howard, now its more important to her to stay even after Howard leaves "IM NOT MISSING THIS". Either she doesnt grasp or doesnt care how that looks dysfunctional to people and makes him look like more of an ass. Something's definitely changed in the relationship dynamic there that he won't cop to. At some point he must've pussed out and stopped reminding her that she only exists for his patience, and indulgence.
     
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    :lol::roll:
     
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    Yes, I'm sure people are wanting to see THIS up close.

    [​IMG]
     
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    It's like Michael Jackson, when his career was on the decline, appearing at the MTV Music Awards "to receive the Artist of the Millennium award from Britney Spears"--:secret:they just wanted him to present an award. Notice how Britney says, "I consider him the Artist of the Millennium"; that intro was written for her, and it was MTV's way of saying "we're not really giving this sad, delusional has-been any award--this is the only way we could book him as a presenter!" They even sent some intern to Party City at the last minute to buy some cheap plastic "trophy"!:D

    [video=youtube;uiV0Y6XjgnI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiV0Y6XjgnI[/video]
     
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    He no way can still be going to a therapist.
     
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    Jimmy didn't "make a party" for his buddy/neighbor Ben Affleck when his movie won the Best Picture Oscar a couple of months ago, but he'll make one for a fading shock jock whose heyday was during the Clinton administration. Makes sense to me!
     
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    Jackie boiled it down beautifully to two words......Aesop Stern
     
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    It's funny you mention this; :za: said the same exact thing in one of her Jewish website interviews.

    Even a stopped clock, eh?

    Her, not you.
     
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    More often than he comes into the radio studio.
     
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    Nice phrasing! :up:

    But can you blame her?

    I can't.

    Avoiding Howard is her one and probably only healthy, redeeming, "yes, she is actually human..................who knew?!?" trait.

    He won't cop to it because it absolutely kills him. A narcissist who is stopped being worshipped must be like cold-turkey-kicking heroin. He's seeing baby Ashley crawling on the ceiling and a smokin' Artie between the sheets.

    The one thing that made him choose Beefus was her infantile worship of him, and she's all but completely removed it from the equation..............except for red carpet and courtside events.

    And he's just sitting there with an iPad.

    :facepalm:

    But what does he fear that she will do if he reminds her about all he's done and does for her?

    Leave?!?

    To where?!?

    To who?!?

    :uscratch:

    Somebody needs to remind him that nobody else wants her, and reacquaint him with the idea of "leverage", because he still has 98% of it.

    Maybe the problem is that he's actually bought his own hype about her.

    :dontknow:
     
  20. Willowglen

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    Britney was so hot back then. What a shame.