the Penny is the most disgusting thing to touch

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Oct 10, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    makes me cringe everytime I have to touch 1
     
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    You call your penis "penny"?
     
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    LOL.. I was just going to post.. Mods can you change title from penny to penis
     
  5. Chiva

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    Just got paid, Shiv?
     
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    That's EBT
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Us dumb Canadians are getting rid of the penny

    Costs more than its worth
     
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    They will probably do away with all physical money in the future. You'll just have place your hand in a scanner to buy something. Of course that will be quite the petri dish of bacteria and make the penny look sterile.
     
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    [video=youtube;DO1Q7F23DxM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO1Q7F23DxM[/video]
     
  12. Shivvy

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    I hope so. Touching cash is gross
     
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    As I said, the scanner that you will be holding your hand against will be worse than a penny. We had to put our hand in the scanner to get into the nuke plant. Guys waiting in line, coughing and wiping their mouth and face right before they placed their hand on it.
     
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    You posted a Youtube that nobody's going to watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah:
     
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    That is gross. But who knows where that penny has been?
     
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    You don't know where the hands of the people have been. Just wiped their ass, masturbated, wiped their nose. How many times have you seen a person come out of a bathroom stall and not wash their hands?
     
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    My computer mouse at work must be disgusting. Sometimes I don't have time to wash my hands before logging in after getting off the subway (after holding onto its poles for balance during the ride). Train poles have got to be one of the filthiest things in the city. In fact, bleccch, gonna wash my mouse and keyboard now.
     
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    Only because we have already seen.

    But it had to be posted in this thread.
     
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    who was that comedian who used to put pennys up his ass to spread his germs around or some shit?
     
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    At one point in my life I had a job that was extremely hard physical labor outside in the Texas Summer. I would stay dripping wet with sweat all day long, so much that even my wallet would be soaked through.....I felt bad pulling out a limp, butt-sweat drenched dollar out and handing it to a clerk to buy a Coke or something....

    Something else that freaks me out if I think about it too much is gas pump handles.....