The perfect female face according to men and women

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  1. JasperBugg

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    Stern-related cuz it's not Beth O

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ws-ideal-female-face-according-men-women.html

    Men and women have VERY different ideas about beauty: Amazing graphics show ideal female face according to each sex (and if you are female you will like this one)

    • Men prefer blonde hair, full lips, strong cheekbones but petite nose, less prominent forehead and finer eyebrows
    • Women see epitome of beauty as raven hair, strong nose, bushy brows and narrower bone structure
    • Men love Shakira's hair, Miranda Kerr's nose, Jennifer Aniston's forehead, the Duchess of Cambridge's eyebrows
    • Women prefer Freida Pinto's hair, Keira Knightley's cheekbones, Cara Delevingne's brows, Blake Lively's nose




    According to women:

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    According to men:

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  2. LaserT

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    The perfect woman is a transexual looking woman. :wtf:


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    Guess Beth is perfect too then. :haha:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    her face is the shape of an old withered potato.
     
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    Perfection.
     
  9. igotcarded

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    Men have shitty taste, apparently.
     
  10. JasperBugg

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. Lou Skunt

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    Reminds me of this fellow.
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    Looks like the perfect woman according to men is Kim Kardashian.
     
  13. Joe Bauers

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    Beth has a bigger Jaw and chin than Herman
     
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    And more teeth. :jj:
     
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    Beat me to it!! :up:
     
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    Jesus, you cockblocker! :mad:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Two good examples of design by committee.
     
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    [​IMG] i told ya twins
     
  19. Turkeyneck

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    [​IMG]

    doesn't get much better than Portman...Beckinsale's one of my favs too
     
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    I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that John.