The perfect Ham and cheese with pics for those who can't read real good

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  1. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    You start with 2 pieces of good bread lightly buttered on the backside. The first layer is 2 kraft slices and a slice of swiss.

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Cleaning the stove would be the first step
     
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    The next layer is a slice of super sharp and 2 slices of good deli ham I chose Brown sugar ham. Don't put more ham you will throw off the balance of sandwich.

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    Bitch this is a cooking thread not a cleaning thread.
     
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    Cooking in a dirty kitchen is just disgusting
     
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    Do you see any food touching my dirty stove? no of course not.

    Then a final layer of thinly sliced purple onion and 9 minutes in the stove.

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    I seriously doubt you clean pans and utensils if you refuse to clean the stove. Plus that pan is filthy
     
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    You can't do either fuck off.
     
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    Cooking in a cleanly environment is the FIRST rule in Culinary-101.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's a lot of onions even for me :eek:
     
  12. Reggae Mistress

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    He claims to make a decent living yet can't afford to hire a cleaning lady :dontknow:
     
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    :fail:
     
  14. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I wouldn't let my dog eat out of that pan.
     
  15. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    Yeah I am so making a ham and cheese Sammy when I get home ..
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Can you guys stop interrupting please I'm trying to write down this recipe
     
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    He is such a slob its nauseating.
     
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    Dan, did you mean IN the oven for 9 minutes or ON the stove for 9 minutes
     
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    Notice, no pics of the interior of that oven :giggle:
     
  20. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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