The perfect hamburger for Chriza!

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  1. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Next time you visit Kanye, you could share this at the Nats game. :cheer:

    Last month the Nationals announced that they’d be selling a massive eight-pound hamburger called “The StrasBurger†at the ballpark this season.

    It costs a whopping $59 and checks in around 10,000 calories and 700 grams of fat, which means you’d have to split it about 10 ways to have it qualify as “really bad for you†rather than “will probably kill you.â€

    Plus it comes with fries! :woohoo:

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    http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2...0-calories-and-59-dollars-of-the-strasburger/
     
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    Imagine the crime scene you will leave in the toilet afterwards. :weird:
     
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    OMFG!!!! I want one...
     
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    That's really dumb.
     
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    Is that hamburger sitting in a stadium?

    It looks like it's bigger than 4 seats put together.


    Fuck Chriza and his hamburgers.
     
  6. Nantrax

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    :jj:
     
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    Seems like it be nothing but a mess. Eight pound burger, get the fuck outta here with that bullshit.
     
  8. Billy Brown

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    That could feed me for like 4 or 5 days.
     
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    All that beef would probably end up giving you ass cancer.
     
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    :bsflag: 1 day tops
     
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    I like pepperocinis... :)
     
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    I'm going to have a Banzai Burger today at Red Robin. It's time.
     
  14. Spoons

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    I took my kids to a Nationals game last year and we paid less than $59.00 per ticket to get in... :jj:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That doesn't even look appealing :weird:

    And pepperocinis on a burger??
     
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    I'm not fat like you, tubby.
     
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    Red Robin it is, but I get the Royal Red Robin... Will consider the Banzai though :up:
     
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    Blue Ribbon burger or GTFO

    Banzai my ass
     
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    Fuck. That sounds good too... this will torment me all afternoon. :mad:
     
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    Cooking a beef patty that large will only make it disgusting and dried out, especially if the stadium doesn't cook these to "done-ness" specifications of the people/person buying it.

    I bet the actual meat tastes like a salty sponge.