The Pilgrimage is upon me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, May 21, 2011.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I can no longer resist it's Siren Song, it's been 8 weeks or longer. Yes, it's:

    The All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet.






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  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Discuss and wish me well....
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    the only thing that looks good to me is the soup
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Love the shrimp! But i stay away from buffets these days
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    lol...how can you tell which is the shrimp with all that gawd aweful batter
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Rots o' ruck! :asian:
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I see the tails :jj:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i thought those were drumettes
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    cat on a skewer?
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Mmmm. MSG! :lunch:
     
  12. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    You been here four hour!!!! You go NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

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  13. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I like fresh chinese restaurant food, generally don't like the buffets.
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Ok.

    I'm never doing that again. Half way through my once every 8 weeks ritual, I gazed upon a deadly tableau that stopped me in my tracks.
    A young Chinese couple were seated across from me and the gentlemen seated himself and his wife/girlfriend brought him plate after heaping
    plate of crab legs and mussels which he consumed in an animalistic frenzy, loudly slurping, slobbering and sucking the succulent meats from the
    depths of their chitinous exo-skeletons. He must have been some kind of competitive eater because he was rail thin, Chinese and armed with a determination that bordered on the athletic. At this point I was sated, bloated, waxy of pallor and stuffed with my customary two servings of "Triple Delight" Shrimp, Squid and Crabmeat, deep fat fried in the actual arterial plaque of buffet heart attack victims. It will take at least eight weeks to forget how grotesque I feel right now..

    :facepalm:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    How about a nice mint? It's only wafer thin.

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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Mr. Creosote!!!!
     
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    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    :jj:
    The one I used to go to had a trick for that. They'd jack up the bill if you were there more than an hour and a half. They'd get you with extra charges for drinks and desserts too.

    Place was worth it though. Good food. Nice, meaty shrimp, soft shell crabs, lobster tails...it was great. Folks would swarm and knock each other out of the way every time a fresh tray of tails came out...fucking hilarious.
     
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    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Yeah now that I recall (although we didn't eat that much of the breaded stuff) whenever the gf and I ate at that place there was rarely sexytime afterwards. Of course I didn't care at that time because I was getting laid every day. Ahhhh the good old days. :crying:
     
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    :doh: See you in the health thread @ some point
     
  20. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    this is how you make a thread.

    100/100