Conspiracy The place I went for a job interview at a few days ago just called my phone and I didn't answer

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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I just froze when I saw my phone light up and the number appear. I was like oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. It's a super professional corporate office, and it's so out of my element, I just don't know what to do. I'm guessing they want to offer me the job because they left a message asking me to call back for a chat or they'll call me up again. I'm shaking I'm so nervous and just played a bunch of chess games. If I get the job It's going to be around 40% (~20 hours/week), and my day to day life will completely change. I almost had an anxiety attack during the actual interview, so I don't know how I'm going to take it. I'm just so nervous lately :/
     
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    Hope the job wasn't answering phones.
     
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    ok I'm going to call back now. Imagine if they just wanted to tell me I didn't get the job. I was only 1 of 3 people called in to an interview, so it's plausible
     
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    I can't talk right now. Can you call back later?
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    holy shit :jj: demoted from your mod position?? :rofl: I guess dawg really does have a thing against gingers
     
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    Hurr durr
     
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    The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results.

    Take the job, change up your routine, build a new successful routine.

    Win
     
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    Well, Mr. PageTwo, pizza delivery is a pretty tough job; so you are right to be concerned.

    My advice: Drink a bunch of vodker.

    And smoke a ton of dope.

    It relaxes you and it sends the right message to the employer that you are a chill dude who gets ripped at 7 a.m. (Plus, isn't it required to have a BAC of .08 in order to work pizza delivery in the EU these days?)
     
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    well... we're waiting.....
     
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    I got the job! :D But I don't start until December, they said they had to push the date back a bit. That gives me time to prepare, anyway, so I'm super happy :) And it sounds like it's only going to be 10-15 h/week to begin with. Super excited!
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Fake.

    What I do wonder is if any of the story is true in regards to the person pretending to be GP2
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Gingers can't see their reflection in the mirror :grad:
     
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    Congrats Gar!
     
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    @dawg time to bring my gold back. garypagetwo STYLE :cool: !!!
     
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    thank you! :)
     
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    In with congrats before a shut-in professional message board mod and a guy who vrooms a utility van all over NJ come in to make homoerotic "jabs" at you.
     
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