The Plane Seating Arrangement That's Being Called A 'Nightmare'

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  1. smichal

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    Airlines are assholes. Pretty soon they'll just have everyone spoon.
     
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    Companies file for - and are granted - crazy patents all the time. Many of them never see the light of day. This one is a safety disaster so I doubt it will ever make it to an airplane near you.
     
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    I hate business class on British Airways 747 because you stare at the person next to you until you're allowed to put the divider up. But that is nothing compared to the frenchy zodiac killer seating plan.

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    :bigthink
     
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    looks like somebody's getting fingered in pod #12
     
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    I remember in 1989 being able to lie across three empty seats like a bed. That was my last happy flight.

    Since then, it seems like every flight is a cattle call. Crowded and overbooked. Seats are narrower. Leg room is less.

    I hate flying.
     
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    Christ they installed chemotherapy seats. :wtf:
     
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    I'll bet you could get some good up skirts from these seat positions. :dancin2:
     
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    That seat plan looks ridiculous
    How could that be legal, it seems like it would impede a quick exit in a emergency
     
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    As long as you don't have to go take a piss during the flight.
     
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    That was the best reason to sit in the "lounge" of the old Southwest configurations.

    I was on one flight to Vegas and had a babe in a short skirt across from me. I'm like 6-8 and was wearing shorts. Our legs were interlocked the whole flight and one of my knees was almost in her poosy. I'm sure she loved my sweaty hairy thigh practically raping her. Good times.
     
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    What was old will soon be new again...

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    I'm going to date myself here but I remember when flying was a big deal...my mother used to dress up and even wore white gloves..my father always wore a suit and tie. Now the unwashed masses board a plane in tank tops and flip flops.
     
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