The police are inept fucking morons

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  1. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Hypothetically, let's say you had a house in your neighborhood that was selling drugs. Let's say this house had all kinds of traffic coming day and night. Let's say that they had a camera pointing out from their house and on their door to observe who was approaching their house. Let's further speculate that you could spot who delivers the drugs that they sell to your house.

    Let's hypothetically say a pissed off citizen was tired of this heroin trade and told the police EVERYTHING, down to license plate numbers and details about everything going on. You'd expect an arrest or bust or something in a couple of weeks, right? Should this citizen just asked to be deputized or made a detective and do the job himself? Jesus fucking Christ...
     
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    Moral of the story: FKS is poor and lives in the ghetto.
     
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    Yes and yes.

    And surrounded by boons.
     
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    FKS is a snitch
     
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    This citizen needs to acquire more education or training to get a better job so the citizen could afford to live in a non-heroin infested neighborhood.
     
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    FKS do you carry a gun?
     
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    We have a combined income of over $100,000 in an area of the country where that's really good money.

    The neighborhood is not the problem. This one particular house is the problem.

    I'd firebomb them if I didn't fear prison.
     
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    I think I need to start.
     
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    You're fucking right. Fuck a bunch of junkies parking in front of my house at all hours of the day and night.
     
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  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It might take a long time to work everything out. Yours isn't the only problem in town. I would give it six months to a year before you start calling cops inept fucking morons.
     
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    what kind of neighborhood do you live in :chair:
     
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    A nice quiet one except for one house.
     
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    Btw you couldn't tell this before you bought the house and decided to raise a child there?!
     
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    If I were you I'd go make a citizens arrest.
     
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    One where 100k income for two people is considered good money. :wtf:
     
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    FKS is poor
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Didn't you say that one of them has a big snake they carry around, too?
     
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    So you're a rat bastard? I do agree that police are incompetent though. That's why they didn't go to college and get real jobs.
     
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    Nope. How can you tell that sort of thing? I saw the house a couple of times before we bought it.

    No needles laying in the street. No deals going down in the middle of the day.
     
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    He wants to be deputized :jj: