The Pope has announced he is resigning after seeing the Howard snow video

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    The Vatican has announced that Pope Benedict is resigning after watching video of Howard taking Beth's picture in the snow.
     
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  3. MutteringJohn

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    Seriously, the Pope has resigned. Turn on CNN.
     
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    No. I don't want to
     
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    No reason for the resignation. Has to be the snow video. Beth in that bikini frolicking like a retard made him not wanna be celibate anymore.
     
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    Seriously...when the heck does a pope resign? I thought they just die in office. What's up?
     
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    The last vestiges of the Holy Roman Empire. Meh, who cares..guy was like a creepy polish version of Dracula. Glad we don't believe in any of these silly primitive superstitions in the 23rd century..:coffee:
     
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    I just hope that the next Pope gives special dispensation to banish Beth to Purgatory.
     
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    they die in office and thats why this resign is all over the news
     
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    They said it hasn't happened in 600 years.
     
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    When you see white smoke arise from the Sistine Chapel it signals that Howard is back from vacation.
     
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    Damn it! :pissed:
     
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    I totally thought you were FOS until I saw a headline. :haha:


    Him watching that video and immediately having a stroke makes SO MUCH MORE sense than "not having the strength" to keep protecting his child-molesting priests continue doing the job.
     
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    Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! Reps Pheelios!
     
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    On February 5, a documentary debuted on HBO, Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God. The film documents the long, sordid history of the Catholic Church in not only failing to deal with the widespread problem of pedophile priests, but in the systematic cover-up of these horrific crimes. Other films and books have dealt with pedophilia in the Church, but what is shocking here is the unraveling of the culpability that goes all the way to the top – to the Vatican and Pope Benedict XVI himself (formerly Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger to whom all abuse charges were funneled).
     
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    So much for being Christ's emissary when you can reject the cup that has been placed before your lips. Just goes to show its only some manmade bureaucratic bullshit
     
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    cant get hard anymore so what's the point of having all those choir boys hanging around asking for it?
     
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