The possible future of Jared from Subway

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  1. lastlaugh

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    Sep 20, 2015 #1
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    And it likely won't be from natural causes
     
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    One can only hope
    I think I read something that it is a scientific fact that true rapists (not like a date rape he said she said) and child molesters are literally unable to be rehabilitated. That they should remain behind bars for life because they will always be a threat to society, it isn't a question of if but rather when

    I totally agree
     
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    I agree with this except it some ways I feel bad. I can't imagine being attracted to a kid, or a dude, or a sheep. I agree that they'll never get over what they're attracted too and should have their reproductive organs removed if they get caught molesting kids or animals
    And op, this dudes a multimillionaire celebrity. He'll unfortunately but left alone
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Either that or kitchen duty, where there's no Subway heros. In fact prison food is way better food than anything from Subway.
     
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    Hey sweetie come balance on my beam. Heyooooo!
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I told this story in the bar section. A friend of someone I know got caught in a FBI sting. He had emailed photos and crossed state lines to meet. Got 10 years. To stay in solitary confinement, he will be billed a per day fee.
     
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