The Power of Stern: A low level catalogue model was the best he could do

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  1. itsawig

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    Even with all the money he has, the only thing he could catch was a slow adult faux model. Better luck next time Wiggy.
     
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    he wanted an accessory, someone without too much of a past and not particularly bright or accomplished. he did have some prerequisites.....she had to be tall, thin and blonde. i know we joke about beth being a girl for hire in europe but i don't think she was.....she tried some low level modeling and failed. did some acting and failed at that.
    but then she met howard.
    story over.
     
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    And that is when Beth began her ascent to most famous wack packer status. Dreams do come true!
     
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    Never happened.
     
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    How many more years until she passes the age Alison was when they divorced? Can't be that much longer? Then she'll be the oldest woman he's ever fucked...
     
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    It's all about Howard's crazy anal penetration fantasies, Ed
     
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    Saw her on celebrity wife swap a few weeks back, not holding up so well.
     
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    She was pretty incredible at the time though.
     
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    Not surprising considering even Joe Pesci threw her out into the street not all that long ago, and he's like 90.

    "Yeah I put a few moves on that fuckin skank, so wha?"
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    It's the most concrete piece of evidence that Howard has abysmally low self-esteem and truly sees himself as worthless.

    Because, legitimately, to him, Beth is his trophy wife.

    A pathetic dweeb at heart, "I GOT A GIRL POPULAR IN HIGH SCHOOL," you're famous with tons of dough, have some goddamn dignity.
     
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    If it wasn't a work/bit (almost certainly was), passing on Angie Everhart for Beefarino is the dumbest marriage decision of the decade, hell, century.
     
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    Fffffffffuccccccck.... That's Pesci????? Wow

    Howard landed a participant trophy wife that's done a better job ruining him than any hater ever could
     
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    I think she may have already passed it.
     
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    But I seriously doubt they fuck anymore. That part of their relationship is over.
     
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    you dont understand, Wig felt Beefs K-Mart experiences could help Ralph
     
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    Naw. Not from Wiggy's perspective. Angie Everhart never would have put up with his shit, neurosis or worshipped ( or pretended to ) him the way Beef does. I'm sure she wanted children too. IOW, AE has a soul. But I agree, I doubt he ever really dated her.
     
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    Actually I think his inflated, delusional ego could never handle being with anyone semi-famous, semi-self sufficient or semi-financially stable. It's all about him.
     
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