The Power of Stern: Bradley Cooper's Burnt gets majorly roasted at the box office

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  1. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Howard always claims that celebrities promoting movies should come in to be interviewed because his listeners will help boost their movie ticket sales. I think he is right because all three of Howard's listeners rallied to see Bradley Cooper's Burnt.

    The movie opened on 3,000 theaters and only managed to get $5 million over the weekend which was good enough for fifth place. All the movies that finished ahead of it have been out for at least three weeks (The Martian has been out for 5 weeks and Hotel Transylvania 2 has been out for 6 weeks). Hell, it barely beat Vin Diesel's recent bomb in its second week.

    I can't wait for Howard talks about this after he done sucking teenage boys cocks for an hour and a half.

    http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/
     
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    People don't know where movie theaters are ...I mean they keep moving them all over the mall...1st by Mrs Field's, then by Cinnabon...right Robin.......Robin???
     
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    You really think Howard is privy to the names of contemporary mall chains?

    He probably hasn't stepped foot in one since the late 70s. "It's next to the Woolworths and J. Riggins, Robin."
     
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    It's 4:50 am here right now. .. I suggest Reddit if you want better thought out jokes
     
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    blah blah blah. Spare us the monologue, type "I suck, Mr. Caps" and just delete your mass of fail next time.

    And your jokes are still gonna suck twelve hours from now.
     
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    Eat shit pussy.

    Blah blah. Look I type in paragraphs
    What are you the Simon Cowell of bad jokes?
     
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    z0mg u cursed at me?!??!!

    I am defeated by your playground-level barbs.
     
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    Not just Cooper. Stern show buddy Seth Rogan's latest movie about Steve Jobs was a massive flop as well.
     
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    Oh look at u...like you need help at being defeated
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    "I know you are, but what am I?"

    You're making your previous "Fairy Larry" epitome of wit look like it was crafted by Oscar Wilde this morning.
     
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    I know you are but what am I
     
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    Just pitiful.

    Hang it up, gramps.
     
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    Please quote us some Oscar Wilde...
     
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    Gene, I say wig is current, very current. and hip
     
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    Jon Hein get in here
     
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    also bombed Sandra Bullock’s Our Brand is Crisis
     
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    You mean nobody wanted to watch Bradley Cooper in a movie cook food??

    I'm watching MYSELF cook breakfast right now...it's boring as hell.
     
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    The Howard Stern box office curse has been going on for a long time ...
     
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    BC aside, Howard gets the primo guests when their movie is tracking poorly.

    Movie companies can track very accurately how a movie will open these days.

    That being said, SPECTRE looks awesome - see it in IMAX bitches!