The President comes on TV and says they have just launched nukes at Korea....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Captain Insano, Apr 8, 2013.

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What do you do in your last 20 min?

  1. Fuck your insanely hot co-worker (you're married)

    14.3%
  2. Rape your incredibly hot neighbor

    28.6%
  3. Plow your jailbait son/daughter

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  4. kill someone (list below)

    42.9%
  5. experiment with gay sex

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  6. cty

    28.6%
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  1. Captain Insano

    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    and Korea is retaliating and your living area is ground zero. You have 20 minutes to live... unless the Korean shit technology craps out. Would you:
     
  2. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    stfu stupid
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Which channel?
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Where's the goddamn pole?
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    So I spend my last 20 minutes of life waiting for the goddamn pole.
     
  6. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i would shake my head and laugh at Kim Jong
     
  7. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Would I what?
     
  8. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    oogah. :c
     
  9. Captain Insano

    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    relax ADHD boy
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    The fuck's cty?
     
  11. Captain Insano

    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    cry.... t is next to r.

    i was rushing your poll in
     
  12. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    amateur
     
  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    That's what SHE said. :c
     
  14. Captain Insano

    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    I would probably kill my boss and then fuck the corpse. I dont like the bitch... and I dont want to die a virgin. so kill two birds with one stone.
     
  15. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Post some pics of BubbleNose Mlaw's giant bush
     
  16. Captain Insano

    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    lol. fucking jackass!
     
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    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    :worried:
     
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    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    please, keep em
     
  19. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Why do you have those?
     
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    God I hope Oswin really isn't Nerd. I would hate to think she jumped the shark like this...