The problem with the guy playing Superman in 'Man Of Steel'

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  1. Ben Dover

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    This guy, Henry Cavill

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    looks too much like this guy

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    So when I see the movie, I'm going to be thinking how much Superman likes getting handjobs from masseuses
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Projecting.
     
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    Everybody likes getting handjobs from masseuses.
     
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    Eh, dude was great in the Tudors.
     
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    Did he mean masseurs?
     
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    Oh really, I thought he had a four door. Ha ha.
     
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    Really only deserved one ha
     
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    he looks like he's playing a vampire in a teen angst movie. is kristin stewart in the new superman?
     
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    Robert Pattinson plays the part Richard Pryor played.
     
  10. Mur

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    I think rocky would have made a good superman

    [video=youtube;7Mp8pyX4aN0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mp8pyX4aN0[/video]
     
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    I don't want a handjob from a masseur.
     
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    John Travolta does.
     
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    Looks like Travolta had a baby with Tobey Maguire, and I bet they've been trying.
     
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    masseuse: female
    masseur: male
    :grad:
     
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    Thanks. I was not aware of that
     
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    I think he looks more like Sheldon Cooper