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  1. BarberFloyd

    BarberFloyd God Bless DuPont Chemicals Banned User

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    howard related for obvious reasons...
    im starting to find out quite a few people i know, some friends, some friends of a friend, who for reasons i cant understand... actually like putting things up theyre ass and having theyre girlfriends fuck them!

    what the fuck is going on with guys these days?? does anyone here actually do that kind of stuff with theyre significant others or what? ive never had the urge while getting my dicked sucked to get my doodoo hole fingered and trust me girls have tried!
    ''oh but i know a lot of guys who like it, im sorry, blah blah blah''
    i dont understand this i mean shitting doesnt make me hard why would anyone want to do that to themselves?? and how do girls do it and not think theyre boy toy isnt a fag??

    its a slow day on the clamming boat so i have nothing better to do then try and find out why everyone is becoming gay
     
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  2. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    I guess it feels good to some... Getting a finger is one thing but guys letting women strap a dildo on a f them is another... It's gay.
    A girl once tried to slide a pinky in me without asking (hurt).. She didn't do it again 1800 smack a hoe
     
  3. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    I didn't actually smack her, turtles a lover
     
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  4. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    :hehe:
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Well, there it is...The definitive answer on what is gay:doh:

     
  6. BarberFloyd

    BarberFloyd God Bless DuPont Chemicals Banned User

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    So getting fingered isn't gay until it becomes a dildo? Is this actually the norm? Lol
     
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    the bigger question to me is why are you having this conversation with your friends? who talks about that?
     
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  8. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Well it seems more gay lol
     
  9. Richard Tucker

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    One time I did a bunch of Molly and asked my friend to finger me while I cranked it in the shower. She didn't do it, but it sounded pretty amazing at the time.
     
  10. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    My girlfriend tried the finger once. It elicited a strong and not pleasant reaction from me. But, of course, things didn't end there...

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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    I had gotten a "rusty trombone" once from a chick. I have to admit it was pretty damned good!
     
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    Tell us more about these :quote:friends:quote: who like it up the ass...
     
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  14. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Every 1 catches a finger in the hole , ever wipe ya ass and the toilet paper rips lol