The public trial of Sally B is now in session

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    What are the charges you bring against this man?

    Court is now in session lets all come to order.

    who will defending this degenerate. And who will be prosecuting this case?
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I will repost them here.


    The Crimes of Sally B

    I submit that Sally B is an extremist who hates our American way of life and is determined to undermine our freedoms through a series of avatars depicting murderers who he claims are known to him and spinning epic tales of jobs in high finance, impersonating a moderator and seducing tomtom into lobbying in his favor to become a mod so he can wrest control of the board from the powers that be and hold sway over all the candy red buttons that are at the very heart of this august institution. I have spoken.

    Discuss.
     
  3. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I am now ready to hear open arguments. Who will be defending this man?
     
  4. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    I will be prosecuting, Dawg.

    Any takers on the defense side?
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I move he be found not guilty by reason of inanity.

    Bailiff, whack his peepee.
     
  6. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I will defend Sally B. It is only fair.
     
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    Okay, we have read the charges against him. We will now here from the prosecution with her opening argument. Please come to order.
     
  8. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Thank you for stepping up sir, its the American way. :salute:
     
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    Not guilty by reason of insanity. He also has ass-burgers.
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Seduced tomtom. :giggle:


    Coupla faegs.
     
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    Thank you. Just doing my job
     
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    Miss prosecutor would you like you assitent RH to argue for the prosecution?
     
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    Motion to let the defense begin opening arguments
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    SallyB, if that is his real name, began his time at Dawg's with lies. You all may remember, he posed as a woman initially... how can one be an upstanding member of this forum, when his time began with a lie.

    Now posing as a female may not be a bannable offense... but as most things do, the lying has begun to snowball. Today, SallyB claimed he was a Mod at DawgsSaloon. Another harmless lie? I think not. Sally is a hated poster on many a boards... by claiming to be a mod here, he has put our reputation at stake. Can we really put ourselves at risk waiting to see what his next lie would be? I say no.
     
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    Thank you HG, Goat you may now proceed with you opening argument.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    *taking notes in the jury box*
     
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    Remember, all members at the saloon are on the jury.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    the prosecution should put me on the stand
     
  20. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    This will happen.