The Real Reason Howard Hates Selfies - Beth Doesn't Need Him To Take Photos Of Her

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  1. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Selfies are the greatest discovery Beth has ever made. Now she can plaster her photos all over social media without having to spend time with Wiggy. I suspect he only took up photography so she'd tolerate having him around and stay home more, now that doesn't even work. All his new hobbies (guitar, calligraphy, painting, etc.) are solitary pursuits so apparently he's completely given up on having a real companion.
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    who the hell would want to spend time with Beth?
     
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    who the hell would want to spend time with either one of them?
     
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    Only Wiggy's few remaining retarded fans.
     
  5. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    First three posts. :up:
     
  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Howard will one day realize it's not his looks, or his job, or his photography, or his painting, or his eyes, that Beth wanted or was/is attracted to. It's the size of his wallet.
     
  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Oh I don't think Beef got tired of Wiggy photographing "her". Far more likely, it's the other way around - Wiggy has had enough. While I think it's true that Beef generally doesn't want to be around Wiggy, there are two big exceptions where Wiggy looks attractive to Beef - 1. When they're attending something where famous ppl are around, cameras are on or there is a red carpet AND 2. When Wiggy is feeding her delusion that "she" is a real modoe. Doing that requires that an actual photographer be in the room. I think the rash of selfies we're seeing speaks to Beef's absolute despondent state of mind over not getting enough attention lately, both from Wiggy and the world.
     
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    Yes, I'm pretty sure there isn't many (any) real photographers beating a path to her door to take her picture for anything.
     
  9. SillyOldMan

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    Nah, his rant was more about how all these people are taking millions of pictures of everything and posting them online. What he is really uncomfortable with is pepole taking HIS picture out in public. Howard likes to control his image as much as possible. And while he can photoshop and doctor his own pictures, he has no control over everyone else.

    I don't think he thought about Beth when choosing the photo hobby. He just takes tons of pictures of her because he never leaves the house so what else is he going to take pictures of?
     
  10. RonHeinzkaboot

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    I definitely think the photo hobby was taken up with Beef in mind. He was ignoring her too much with Chess and she was having too nuch fun on photoshoots without him (she was using his money to shoot them)
    Him taking her photos gives him more control over her and like you say his image which she is an extension of
     
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    He hates all of his fellow homos trying to take selfies with him in the bathhouse.
    People that want to take my picture while ass fucking me have nothing going on in their lives, right Robin.
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile Gold

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    Howard doesn't even get mentioned to replace Letterman becuz he's too old.....
    bam Beef posts a tweet in her panties that he obviosly took
     
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    Finding a sap of Howards caliper could be a close second.
     
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    It's because howard looks haaaiirbble he was telling the truth when he said this on air.
     
  15. tv910

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    All these new hobbies point to one thing - Howard is bored. He'll never admit it (especially after he made fun of Gary for being bored) but now that Beth doesn't need him to follow her around with a camera he has nothing to do.