The real reason Howard is so miserable and angry is because...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 24, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Beth wants to stop adopting these...

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    and start adopting these instead

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    :lol:
     
  2. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^Man, He really fucked up hitching his wagon to that^^^^^^^^^^^
     
  3. Winst

    Winst Well-Known Member VIP

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    [video=youtube;8DYje57V_BY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DYje57V_BY[/video]
     
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    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    ambiguous genitalia
     
  5. tHISisKiSSeL

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    beth never wanted to have children and is a successful model who never wanted to become famous. she cums instantly.
     
  6. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    If it wasn't for the pesky interview when she was 23 and ready to go settle down and raise a family :giggle:
     
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    The shiksa wife with a swartze baby would go over like gang busters with Howard's family
     
  9. BethSucks

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    Gary Puppet could be on to something here. Beth would consider that a compromise, she wouldn't have to upset Howard by getting pregnant and losing her Justin Bieber like figure but she'd still get a pet that wouldn't die on her every ten years.
     
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    She never takes a shit.
     
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    Why would Beth adopt?
    She have probably already hired a surrogate mother. She just needs some sperm from Howard. And thats why Howard don't want to be blown and fucks with a condom.

    How crazy is Howard? Condoms with his wife. The condoms are in a SAFE. And the safe is nowhere near the bedroom.
    Using his assistant to buy condoms. That is why we all need to earn a billion.
     
  12. kippy

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    Happy wife, happy life


    and Howard is a miserable shit. Do the math.
     
  13. BrerJimmy

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    He's angry because he owns a 50 room mansion and they all have mirrors.
     
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    Wouldn't it be great if they adopted a African baby . . .
     
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    There she is folks. The ruination of the once great Howard Stern show. Enjoy.
     
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    he's miserable because he gave up a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage.
     
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    just the 2 of them and the cats......in that big ass compound......i bet there are plenty of hiding spots where beff gets real cock from some mexican worker.
     
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    when she leaves him does howard go back to how he was or does he stay a hollywood poser?
     
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    Doubt it. Unless the Mexican has got something real to offer her ($$$), she's not touching him.
     
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    "The real reason Howard is so miserable and angry is because..."
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