The real reason Jennifer Aniston postponed the wedding for so long?

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  1. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    Was she hoping she could figure out a way to not have to invite Howard and Beth if she only had more time? lol
     
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    Thread of the year.
     
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  4. XuXu

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    ?
     
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    She's 45, the door will be beginning to close on a lot of things for her soon.

    Her fiancee may want to pork a 30 year old. Not exactly teen spirit, but not AARP eligible either.
     
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    Rumor has it they want a very intimate affair. I would bet that the sterns won't be invited.
    There is no connection of any friendship there..........so intimate would rule them out
     
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    Theroux has commitment issues. He was in a long term relationship before Aniston and dumped her for Aniston. I think he's 42 and has never been married either. She's pretty high maintenance and he's supposed to be an arrogant asshole. What could go wrong here?
     
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    Maybe Jennifer is afraid that when the Minister says "I pronounce husband and wife you may now kiss" she will lean in and accidentally kiss Wiggy instead of Justin.
     
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    As attractive as Aniston is, the fact that she is 45 and was only married very briefly one time, says a lot. I'm guessing that over the course of a few months of dating her she transforms from fun to enormous pain in the ass.
     
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    She always seemed like a sourpuss to me.
     
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    She looks like a drab faggit these days. She isn't hot enough anymore to put up with the shitty attitude that I'm sure she brings to the table. I can't stand her.
     
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    This x 10.
     
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    Bad mistake. She has a reputation a royal pain ass...I give the marriage a year and a half max.
     
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  14. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Agree. She GETS a lot of men because she's attractive and well, Jennifer Anitson, but they ALL end up dumping HER. That's very telling IMO.
     
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    11 times out-of 10 I'd also drop Aniston for Angelina if given the opportunity
     
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    Actually I don't even think she's attractive. Sorta plain looking
     
  17. XuXu

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    I'm sure they're all assholes and would suck to be around for longer than 5 minutes.
     
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    Truth, I don't find her that attractive either, but I'm a straight woman, so what do I know? It seems like a lot of men did find her attractive though - especially during the Friends years.
     
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    My guess is that she watched Mulholland Drive a couple of times.
     
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