The REAL reason the kid was crying on AGT

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  1. BrulesRules

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    So the fake bit where the kid was crying and Howard turned it all about himself..poor Howard had to eliminate a kid..waaaahhhhh. Why was the kid really crying????????????

    - He could smell Ass Napkin Ed's ass from the stage.
    - Robin ate all the chicken wings backstage and he didn't get any.
    - Debbie the Pet Lady was screaming during his act.
    - The vending machine backstage was out of grape soda.
     
    May 21, 2012 #1
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    Beth Stern offered him a Kid Cave as a consolation prize
     
    May 21, 2012 #2
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    Beth tried to hold him back stage. "Awww look at the cute little negro child, can we take him home Howard?"
     
    May 21, 2012 #3
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    He mistook Howard's dad for the Crypt Keeper
     
    May 21, 2012 #4
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    He got molested by Granny G
     
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    That kid was from Roosevelt .
     
    May 21, 2012 #6
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    gosh. Are you guys watching? I'm taking a break.
    It's bad... and Howard offended Sharon & Howie by saying "every nudnik comes on MY stage..."
    He seems to think he's in charge of the show
     
    May 21, 2012 #7
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    i commend anyone who is giving this mess another chance. i bailed after 10 min last week...... are you masochists who enjoy being punished?
     
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    Someone mistook him for Bettlejuice
     
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    He thought they were bidding on him
     
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    What is this AGT you speak of? ;)
     
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    I'm still recovering from last week. That fuckin' dance at the end freaked me out. I am grateful to these guys for fighting the good fight.
     
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    You jest but you know it's only a matter of time.
     
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    Howard thought he could make him a member of the whack pack.
     
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