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  1. FSFN

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    New Jersey woman, 110, credits longevity to Miller High Life
    MELISSA CHAN NEW YORK DAILY NEWS08/04/2015 9:11 AM ET
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    AMY NEWMAN/AP
    Agnes Fenton turned 110 on Saturday. She celebrated her longevity, credited to Miller High Life and God, at her home in Englewood, New Jersey.
    The secret to long life is Miller High Life — or basically just drinking water.

    A New Jersey woman who turned 110 on Saturday credits her longevity to two things: believing in God and popping the "champagne of bottled beers" daily.

    "Ain't no secret, just keep in touch with God and do the right thing," Agnes Fenton told ABC 7 from her Englewood, N.J., home where she celebrated her birthday party in a wheelchair. "That's all I know."

    The supercentenarian, who has been making headlines for her old age and infinite wisdom since her 105th birthday, had previously told ABC that she cheats death by downing three bottles of Miller High Life and a glass of whiskey every day.

    The daily diet of booze started about 70 years ago when a doctor told Fenton her only serious health problem was a benign tumor, the news station reported.

    He gave her one piece of advice before sending her home: "He said, 'Agnes, you must drink three Miller High Lifes a day.'"

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    Fenton says she cheats death by downing three bottles of Miller High Life and a glass of whiskey every day for about 70 years.
    Fenton dutifully and happily adhered — even throwing in some Johnnie Walker Blue Label into the mix — for decades.

    But her caregivers recently nixed alcohol from the daily routine since she eats less now, according to The Record.

    Fenton is still eternally grateful to wake up every morning, she told the local paper.

    "When I was 100 years old, I went to the mirror to thank God that I was still here. And I thank him every morning," she said.

    "He gave me a long life and a good life, and I have nothing to complain about."

    mchan@nydailynews.com
     
  2. Biff DiBiase

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    If beer is the secret, then I'm going to live until I'm 200
     
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    I'll drink to that!
     
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    Miller must love her
     
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    My doctor sucks. He tells me to drink less beer. Fucking dick is trying to kill me !
     
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    She's an inspiration to us all!
     
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    the champagne of beers, we used to buy 32 oz. bottles at Stater Bros. for 89 cents when we were 19....
     
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    This is the fake story. 3 Miller's , a shot of whiskey and no blunts??? :wino::toke:

    F mutt
     
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    At about $180. a bottle, JW Blue is some Top Zhelv Ligga...
     
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    I eat spicy food and will most likely live to 147, so let's get this party started, Eddie!

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    147? I don't want to have to bury you:crying:
     
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    Then let's make a pact that when I die you'll be buried alive with me. :giggle:
     
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    She don't eat fried food
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I thought Cold Gold makes you old way before your time? :bigcry:
     
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    Killing you is bad for business. he just wants to keep you sick as often as possible. ;)
     
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    110 and still wears the same shirt she bought in 1967.
     
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    She's a paid shill for Miller Beer :fil:
    #jaded
     
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    That's because that shit is no different than embalming fluid.
     
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