Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BrerJimmy, Sep 12, 2014.
A day late, but I'd take a dozen 9/11's over another minimum-wage gropefest/power trip...
When the passenger jet you're on sets its course to fly into a building, I'll bet one of your last wishes will be that you hadn't pissed & moaned so much about the TSA doing such a thorough job ..
Agree, better safe than sorry....stop bitching and be glad you're boarding a plane that's secure and safe.
It's because they have to be PC. You're not allowed to target specific groups like Muslims, the people who carried out 9-11. Everybody gets treated to the fun of the TSA.
Grandma in a wheelchair or a three year old gets the same treatment as man from a third world Muslim shit hole.
Grandma's lived a long life. If she's got jihad on the brain, she's liable to jam c-4 in tight spaces. I can wait in line while they check her.
This makes sense, this guy is searched by TSA after the fight is over:
I was just on a flight and they really do get their hands up in the giblets!! I think I need psychotherapy now since they touched me in the bad place...
Actually, I'll probably still be pissing and moaning about the panicky fuck in front of me who just had to recline 6 more inches to make his death incrementally more comfortable.
And these aren't exactly Penthouse models jiggling your bits - they're community college lineman, women with mullets deemed to surly to work at the DMV, and ex-baggage handlers who have no qualms about infringing on your civil liberties for $2 more than they were making smashing your fragile luggage.
Put a little sex appeal into the gropefest and maybe people wouldn't complain so much about the hour long wait to get fingerfucked. (Worst Disney ride ever!)
Except that the people that NEED to be checked walk in unfettered because the TSA don't want to be sued for racial profiling while they are checking out my daughters boobs and grabbing your 4 year old son's package.
I dunno, that nun looked awfully suspicious to me.
Lotsa room to hide explosives under those robes.
I don't mind if you complain about how the TSA does its job, just so long as you acknowledge that it is the Religion of Peace, and the Religion of Peace alone, that makes them necessary.
You're an idiot. As someone who travels every other week for work I am glad we have the TSA to help protect us. I love my life, family, and soon to be born daughter. I don't want all that taken away from me because some fucking towel-head wants to blow up my plane for his Allah
TSA Pre-Screen for a nog. Don't even have to take off my shoes anymore!
Look into it.
Nobody is forced to fly. Yes it sucks but with good reason. TSA is a fuckin mess but I'd rather them take the necessary steps to prevent that shit.
If they didn't do it and another attack happened the same people would be whining about "why didn't the TSA check them waaaahhh".
Fact is that the extreme majority of hijackers fit a certain criteria yet the PC liberal cunts don't dare offend anyone so everyone suffers.
Still, I travel a lot, I know what to expect and is rather be as safe as possible despite some relatively minor inconvenience.
And you'd take "a dozen 9/11's" over a minor inconvenience? Wow. Selfish prick. You'd rather 36,000 people die because you're inconvenienced. Don't fly if you don't like it.
Boo Fucking Hoo you whiny cunt.... God forbid you be slightly inconvenienced so the plane can arrive to its destination safely. Dont like the pat-downs? Then take greyhound or drive you selfish A-hole.
Its all security theater designed to make the sheep feel good by saying "Better safe than sorry"
It's a joke. If they actually ever caught someone, they'd sing it high to the heavens to justify even more funding and even more machines made by a company represented by a former homeland security chief.
If they really cared, and if there really was a threat, they would racially profile. They've thrown all our other rights out the window, why pick that one to still respect? Because by doing so they can pat down old ladies and little kids to scare the shit out of them.
Waiting for a FFing is the worst!!