"The reason i could take over late night is cuz i dont look like a 900 yr old man"

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    No, you look like a 900 yr ode woman.
    Late night viewers dont want to look at this 5 nights a week.
     
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    True. He looks like a 75 year old woman.
     
  3. Snotty

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    The little bit of show I heard this morning was jam packed........................................With bald faced lies......,...
     
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    he's right he looks like a 900 yr old woman :lmao:

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    Because Howard hosts a TV show so well...

    [video=youtube;NCnPsc_NwdY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCnPsc_NwdY[/video]
     
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    Is that a vertical scar above the front of his collar? Remind me to stay away from Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing's "Grand Ma"................
     
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    Howard grooms(Beth) and no one else!:grad:
     
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    ...i heard him say that too puppet and i laughed. im glad you posted it, howard is so delusional. hes old and tired and fighting to stay recognised.
     
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    WTF has he done to his face? Despite the horrible hair, he does not look nearly as bizarre as he does now. Whatever surgeries he has had, they have definitely made it worse.
     
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    He has no testosterone left in his body. I think he's :quote: transitioning :quote: .
     
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    I would love to see Howie take over late night. The failure of the ratings, the distancing himself from the show and finally the lawsuit against NBC would be exciting to watch
     
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    He wants to be Imus so badly...
     
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    I'd have thought someone would have posted "that" picture of Howard by now... not the one with Beth, the solo one.....
     
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    he's completely delusional. early senility and dementia.
     
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    "Remember Jerry, they're not lies if you believe them."
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    The sad thing is that Howard and company actually believe the shit he says.
     
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    Don't know why he reminds me of a male Bea Arthur.
     
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    Somebody NEEDS to make a gif of Robin clapping at the 3:41 mark! :bug:
     
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    Naw' 'Lins humidity plays hell with Chinese hair................