The reason Kelly ripa doesn't talk or hang with Howard is...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by knu3421, May 18, 2012.

  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Beth. Count on it.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    take your pick
     
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    I count on knubc news.
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Breaking knu-news- maybe Kelly saw Howard without his wig on and got freaked the fuck out.
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Kelly caught a glimpse of Ralph fisting Howard one weekend at Chimneyville. Kelly told Beth what she saw and Beth's response was "neigh, neigh, clackety, clackety!"
     
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    i'd crush kelly ripa. weird bellybutton and all.
     
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    Think there's knu story?........Birdshit!
     
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    Are you watching 20/20? She suffers from missaphonia sp....she cant bear to hear annoying sounds. Lol! That describes Beth perfectly. Poor Kelly...
     
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    Wiggy isnt easy on the ears lately either...
     
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    Tish Well-Known Member

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    Yeah all that tooth sucking would drive Kelly nuts. I think I have this disease too. Every time he burps on air I want to reach through my radio and punch him.
     
  11. knu3421

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    Birdshit? I'll give u some birdshit open your llama mouth!
     
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    Im just like that dude! my fist curl when somebody smacks
     
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    I'm sure it's a combo of Beth and Howard together. They must be fucking unbearable to be around. Goddamn they must be boring.
     
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    May the horse be with you!
     
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    It's not my ears that concern me, it's my eyes! Howard Stern and HD should never have been introduced. Ugly bastard scared my niece when she saw him on tv Tuesday.
     
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    i'd bet ripa would be fun in bed. beth, not so much.
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I want Kelly to ride my sybian here at roadrunner manor.
     
  20. Tish

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    Well in Beths defense Kelly gets to look at Mark....shiver...not Howard. Where's the fun in that?