The reason why McDonald's will cater Chriza's wedding

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Semen found in McDonald's mayonnaise

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    Lisa McDowell, 31, felt disgusted when she was having lunch at at local Mc Donald’s outlet at Michigan.

    She had ordered herself a McChichken sandwich. After having half of it, she noticed a chunk of mayonnaise

    on the side of the sandwich. She tasted it by licking it off, only to realize something fishy with the mayonnaise.

    Mc Dowell said,â€â€œI’m not gonna lie. On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.â€

    When Lisa contacted the manager, he straight denied all her allegations. However, Lisa didn’t give up. She took the matter further to the local health

    department. The “mayo†was sent for testing and the results were shocking. It was positive for two different types of semen.

    A few days later, McDowell developed red rash in the corner of her mouth which turned to severe ulcers. The doctor said that she had contracted herpes virus, which she claims was a result of her infected McChicken sandwich from McDonald’s.

    Two employees have been fired because of Lisa’s allegations and test results. The manager of the McDonald’s said, “We can’t always keep an eye on our employee’s conduct. We can only hope, during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies stndards.â€
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    thats it im off mcchickens
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck it they're too good
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    oh.

    my.

    god.
     
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    gross
     
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    I still want an invitation.
     
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    I haven't even proposed yet duh


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    you will.....4th of July, I predict :grad:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    im going to ask header to be my date to your wedding
     
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    The proposal will be the 100,000th post.
     
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    I'm going to ask his sister
     
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    good call, G
     
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    :lo5: im going to wear a baby blue tux with ruffles
     
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    I haven't even picked a ring yet
     
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    and Jordans :beer:
     
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    Not gonna happen

    I'm stopping at 99,999 :fil:
     
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    no you ain't, you sausage colored faggot
     
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    these? [​IMG]
     
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    Just go to some hipster place and a get a couple for $20 like FtM did
     
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    probably in black tho